Funny Things that 'Foreigners' Do -

[Zanshin]

Actually, all roundabouts in Germany (marked with the blue sign below) have right-of-way to those in the roundabout. No exceptions.

What is strange in Germany is that when two roads cross and there is no signage, cars coming from your right have right-of-way. This is very confusing but, when people understand the system, slows traffic down in residential areas without requiring stop signs and traffic lights.

But on the subject of roundabouts, there is a very nasty one between Heathrow and Bedfont Lakes called Hatton Cross which has a central one surrounded by 3 or 4 outer ones, letting you choose if you want to take the 3 outer ones or slip into the middle one - it is quite confusing even for the aboriginals.

[anjou]

Originally Posted by Zanshin

Actually, all roundabouts in Germany (marked with the blue sign below) have right-of-way to those in the roundabout. No exceptions.

What is strange in Germany is that when two roads cross and there is no signage, cars coming from your right have right-of-way. This is very confusing but, when people understand the system, slows traffic down in residential areas without requiring stop signs and traffic lights.

But on the subject of roundabouts, there is a very nasty one between Heathrow and Bedfont Lakes called Hatton Cross which has a central one surrounded by 3 or 4 outer ones, letting you choose if you want to take the 3 outer ones or slip into the middle one - it is quite confusing even for the aboriginals.

There are a few of these large islands with satelites, and they are humourously known as Magic Roundabouts, after the cult 60s and 70s kids (and adults) cartoon prog. (Zebedee, Florence, Dylan, Brian, Paul, Mr McKenzee, Ermintrude et al)
Gawd, im showing my age.

The first magic roundabout i encountered was @ 1981 and it looked like mayhem, yet proves that when you deregulate the system and allow people to make their own decisions, things run more smoothly. You often find when traffic lights are out, the traffic flow is improved, people pay more attention and drive more safely.
Being treated like an idiot encourages people to behave like idiots.

[Zanshin]

anjou - For a long period several years ago I stayed at a hotel on one side of Heathrow and had to traverse that roundabout twice daily. They also had a traffic light right before the roundabout and would shut down the road in order to open up some gates and haul aircraft across (jumbos and the venerable Concorde) from the maintenance hangars.
While on the subject of traffic - bikers usually greet each other by using their right hands (the one not on the throttle). But in countries with left-hand traffic that doesn't work because the hand is on the far side, so in those countries they have a move-your-head-sideways-till-the-neck-pops method which can prompt neck problems and chiropractor visits to newbies who encounter lots of other riders on the road.

[anjou]

Originally Posted by Zanshin

anjou - For a long period several years ago I stayed at a hotel on one side of Heathrow and had to traverse that roundabout twice daily. They also had a traffic light right before the roundabout and would shut down the road in order to open up some gates and haul aircraft across (jumbos and the venerable Concorde) from the maintenance hangars.
While on the subject of traffic - bikers usually greet each other by using their right hands (the one not on the throttle). But in countries with left-hand traffic that doesn't work because the hand is on the far side, so in those countries they have a move-your-head-sideways-till-the-neck-pops method which can prompt neck problems and chiropractor visits to newbies who encounter lots of other riders on the road.

Funny you should say that cos last year i rode pillion for the first time in 30 years and was reminded when the rider was resembling someone with a nervous twitch. When you race from cafe to cafe, you see a lot of other bikes and the poor guy didnt stop twitching all day

[sctpc]

Originally Posted by Zanshin

anjou - in those countries they have a move-your-head-sideways-till-the-neck-pops method which can prompt neck problems and chiropractor visits to newbies who encounter lots of other riders on the road.

in Australia we only nod to other true bikers no scooters or sooks wherein safety vests which my job involves me to where and when i leave it on I think why is no one saying hi then I stop take it off and i have respect again.

[Zanshin]

anjou - I drove away from a big biker meet a couple of weeks ago and had my left hand out for a stretch of about 20Km, that was tiring but was better than the neck injuries I would have sustained had I been in the UK or Oz. In the UK they also have a biker right-leg-off-pedal-and-back that the passing bike does when overtaking another. I've never seen that signal used anywhere else. Since I drive my bike like a granddad, I got to see that signal a lot

Back to the thread - For some reason, it is not considered correct to applaud, instead you knock on the table. This is a strange feeling the first time it happens to foreigners - they give a presentation or talk in front of a crowd and instead of the expected light clapping you get a lot of guys banging on the table. At least the clapping isn't syncopated

[drew.ward]

You know the McDonald's jokes are crazy because in all my years I have never met an American that averages as much McDonald's in a year as most of the Europeans I know.

I was amazed by the sheer number of McD's in London and in just about every city in Germany you can't walk 5 minutes in any direction without encountering one.

I used to sit and listen to how Americans eat such horrible food while everyone around the table would have eaten more cheeseburgers and big macs in a month than most people I know in the US would eat in a year!

Granted we have our load of misconceptions as well. When I moved to Mexico I expected to see tacos and burritos everywhere. I was surprised to learn that burritos don't even exist outside of the US (and the very northern border area) and that hamburgers and hotdogs are the most common street foods. The Mexicans also had the idea that Americans eat hamburgers and hotdogs all the time and were surprised when I'd tell them that I had never seen so much fast food in my life before going to Mexico.

[hellosailor]

Drew, you remember the old days when "truck driver" was a profession, not just something people did between jobs.

Gord, there are several scenes involving flashing lights in "Close Encounters", including one on the road.

[Ocean Girl]

When I am beat tired - I say "my puppies are barking" meaning my feet hurt. I have lived mostly in the south (USA) so I assume its a southern saying, maybe related to the shoes - hush puppies?

[David_Old_Jersey]

In this part of the world "Puppies" can be used as a (polite-ish) euphemism for...........breasts Barking is of course simple shorthand for barking mad (completely crazy).

I only mention it in case you ever get funny looks in this part of the world. at about chest level

[TaoJones]

Originally Posted by Ocean Girl

When I am beat tired - I say "my puppies are barking" meaning my feet hurt. I have lived mostly in the south (USA) so I assume its a southern saying, maybe related to the shoes - hush puppies?

The Assistant Director I broke into the biz with always said that, too, Ocean Girl, only he would add "at me." As in, "Man, my puppies are barkin' at me." He might have been from the south side of Burbank, but he'd lived in LA his whole life, though I suppose he could have picked it up while in the army (which is composed of about 60% southerners.)

TaoJones

[Therapy]

Variations.

My puppies are barking.
My puppies is barking.
My puppies be barkin'

[TaoJones]

Come to think of it, that AD always said, "My dogs are barkin' at me." He must have had big feet.

TaoJones