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Old 23-06-2014, 20:38   #31
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Just another example confirming that the sailor's adage of having a woman on board bringing bad luck is correct. At least they should have waited until they were in Long Island Sound and then only after they were past Execution Rocks.
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Old 23-06-2014, 20:39   #32
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As for a drunken three-some on a moving boat at night next to an airport with lights and obstructions in the water? Stupidity is ok unless ya f... Up.
Don't f... Up. (
Was told by one of the members of the Exon Valdez enquiry that when they sperately questioned the female lookout who was alone on the bridge with the Mate what she was doing when the Fwd lookout was sending warnings to the bridge..... .....she started blushing and got very nervous....

They chose not to investigate too closely which Ship's Head she was monitoring.
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Old 23-06-2014, 21:17   #33
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Oh sure...like none of you haven't ever had a drunken three way sexual encounter while underway!

I mean seriously, isn't that why we buy sailboats in the first place?
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Old 23-06-2014, 21:19   #34
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You think that's good? You don't know what's going on up in the cockpit of the airplanes going in and out of there.
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Old 23-06-2014, 22:00   #35
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Ok I'll start.... ..
Which lights should he have been showing?

NUC?
Restricted in Ability to Maneuver?
Fishing in Tandem?
Never mind the lights did he use a Mantus or a Rocna, was the shaft straight or bent and how much rode, roped or chained?/ Who took the pics and where are they?
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Re: 'drunken 3-way sex romp'

woulda never happened if he had a feathering prop instead of a folding prop
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Old 24-06-2014, 04:33   #37
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You think that's good? You don't know what's going on up in the cockpit of the airplanes going in and out of there.

When the steward entered the cockpit, the captain got sucked right out.
True story-weakly mounted windscreen blew out leaving captain half outside and a steward holding on. [to his legs]
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Old 24-06-2014, 04:53   #38
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Most dangerous thing about Commercial aviation is a stewardess with braces.
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Old 24-06-2014, 05:07   #39
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Can't say I have or have not done that before. But I can say I didn't run into anything....WOW
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Can't say I have or have not done that before. But I can say I didn't run into anything....WOW
I won't tell you if I did or not but if I did I did in in the cockpit so as to keep a seamanly like watch on deck as required by the regs...
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Not Landing Lights: ALS= Approach Light System...Helps to find the AirPort and runway in low visibility conditions from a fem miles out and a few thousand feet up.
Landing Lights on the other hand, are hard-mounted on the aeroplane, like headlights on a car.

As for a drunken three-some on a moving boat at night next to an airport with lights and obstructions in the water? Stupidity is ok unless ya f... Up.
Don't f... Up. (
So, ya sayin,--if I ever think I'm about to hit the landing lights, I should listen for jet engines. Good advice
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Most dangerous thing about Commercial aviation is a stewardess with braces.


How do you think she got her teeth out of alignment in the first place
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I think what he did was despicable disgusting and he should be punished. I mean a devils 3 way come on that's not right. Now if it was him and 2 women then all sins would be forgiven
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I think what he did was despicable disgusting and he should be punished. I mean a devils 3 way come on that's not right. Now if it was him and 2 women then all sins would be forgiven
"Punish me! Punish me!" - Monty Python, Holy Grail

I think he's gettin' plenty-o' punishment from his "loyal" g/f, the authorities, a head gash.

Oh, and the punishment likely started with the cheap-a$$ American "lite" beer...
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