Dangerous Virus Affecting Sailors

[Underdog]

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on - Dean Martin

[atoll]

in a booming market the bottel is half full.................

[virginia boy]

I caught the virus when I was younger. Now I'm immune.

[atoll]

Originally Posted by virginia boy

I caught the virus when I was younger. Now I'm immune.

AH!the eternal optomist,AA is full of them.........."work the curse of the drinking classes"

[w1651]

Originally Posted by atoll

AH!the eternal optomist,AA is full of them.........."work the curse of the drinking classes"

AA is for quitters

[RickR]

Well I had that disease for more than 2/3rds of my life now I'm trying to get where I can start enjoying that retirement I started receiving back in 94 after doing that virus with the Army for twenty. Now after another 17 years at a few different jobs I now have the STD from Tendonitis in my elbow. With the work I do I can not afford to drop a screwdriver in a hot bucket the arc-flash could kill me I'm just hoping I can get the arm back in shape with going on LTD but we'll see.
Rick
s/v Brrr Wind II

[zeehag]

drink, the work of the cursing classes....

[capn_billl]

Too late! I have the WORK disease bad. I may need some serious treatment. The warning came too late, I'm going to start the recommended treatment as soon as I can.

[zeehag]

better get on it,,,ye may die......overwork is serious, ye know, and needs to be prevented.

[Don1500]

Originally Posted by atoll

A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Warn your friends,this could seriously compromise sailing....

I have just started my holistic treatment. It's a 80 day course (I have 79 days left). You start the course with only a letter which must have the following line: "The effective date of my retirement is......" You can fill in any date you like, it is always effective in the treatment of this life sapping virus. This course can be as short as you can make it, the shorter the better. It will work with or without the afore mentioned B.A.R, W.I.N.E, B.E.E.R. or V.O.D.K.A. vaccines, but they do not affect the outcome.