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Old 11-10-2009, 09:28   #1
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Cross-Cultural Stuff-ups!

ON the Crusiers tour bus today going out to a national park in the jungle.
Tour guide has the microphone at front of bus and his Engrish is not tremendous:


"If you go to toilet behind a tree please say 'Pardon' to the monkeys or you will get swollen genitals."



A few minutes later the clutch burnt out.

Anyone had similar useful advice?


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Old 11-10-2009, 09:35   #2
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Use the bathroom instead of pissing off the monkeys? ...its probably better for ones sex life.
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