Croc Infestation

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Ann T. Cate

However, the thought of a sex starved crocodile boggles the mind.

Seriously! You actually though of that?!

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by GILow

Seriously! You actually though of that?!

Matt, let me tell ya, mate, that ain't nothing! One can never confidently predict what Ann will say, let alone think of. Kinda scary at times, sometimes amusing. I think maybe it comes from all the time she spent counseling druggies, for they too were kinda unpredictable. I dunno...

Jim

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Matt, let me tell ya, mate, that ain't nothing! One can never confidently predict what Ann will say, let alone think of. Kinda scary at times, sometimes amusing. I think maybe it comes from all the time she spent counseling druggies, for they too were kinda unpredictable. I dunno...

Jim

Hang on. Don't blame the druggies. She has spent much more time hanging around boaties and we all know how strange they get.

[RaymondR]

There was an update in the local paper this morning and apparently there have been a lot more sightings during the past year and one or two captures. I am away from here for the winter months and consequently miss out on a lot of stuff.


Todays article says that officers from national parks and wildlife are going to have a look so I guess we will all be safe in our beds again and the cows can go back out into the fields, eat grass and make us milk again. Thank god for the gummint.

[44'cruisingcat]

Up in the Daintree farmers are compensated by the government for cattle taken by crocs. So us taxpayers are buying crocs dinner.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by 44'cruisingcat

Up in the Daintree farmers are compensated by the government for cattle taken by crocs. So us taxpayers are buying crocs dinner.

So what you are saying is we are taking sex starved crocs out on a dinner date?

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by GILow

So what you are saying is we are taking sex starved crocs out on a dinner date?

Hmmm... gives a new nuance to oral sex...

Jim

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Hmmm... gives a new nuance to oral sex...

Jim

Now you are worse than Ann. We are gonna get shut down by the mods soon.

[RaymondR]

Originally Posted by 44'cruisingcat

Up in the Daintree farmers are compensated by the government for cattle taken by crocs. So us taxpayers are buying crocs dinner.

Ah well, the crocs are probably more deserving than some of the creatures the taxpayers are buying meals for???

[RaymondR]

Originally Posted by GILow

So what you are saying is we are taking sex starved crocs out on a dinner date?

I have been out on some dates like that in my younger years.

[RaymondR]

This threads a bit aged but here goes anyway.


We just had a cyclone in Queensland and one of the news papers had a photo of a large bull shark stranded in shallow water on a city street. If it wasn't bad enough when the place was just infested with crocs, we now have to worry about sharks in the sidewalk drains as well.


What's next, blue ringed octopuses in the finger bowls?

[44'cruisingcat]

They're everywhere!

[Cormorant]

Just another day in Australia. . . .

[Suijin]

Originally Posted by MarkJ

4.5 meters? Tiddler! We used to throw those back after they'd taken your arm or leg.

For our US ludite friends that's 15 feet.

Don't exaggerate. It's 13 feet.

We may be luddites but at least we can do math.

[JPA Cate]

Originally Posted by GILow

Hang on. Don't blame the druggies. She has spent much more time hanging around boaties and we all know how strange they get.

Hanging around Jim!

Ann

Yes, the croc population is burgeoning.....