Isn't this explicitly why we have an off-topic forum?
And, unlike some things that
wind up here, there is a tangential connection to sailing: as
Rick pointed out, many of us have towed in the past, or still do tow in the course of pursuing our wet dreams.
Actually,
TaoJones's discussion of tongue weight & its relation to safe towing (not to mention the link he provided) is very applicable, & could be very helpful to someone who, like our unnamed shadetree
engineer whose
photo we're laughing at, suffers from an imbalance of enthusiasm over discretion.
Remove it? I'd rather laugh at this than read someone's political rant.
Just my "tow" cents' worth.
P.S.— I'd be just as worried about a tire blowing out as I would trying to steer above 5mph. Sometimes you just wanna be the state trooper that sees things like this roll by you. I bet they carry cameras so their buddies will accept what comes after "You guys won't believe what I wrote up today…" back at the station.