My dear cousins just completed a tour of the black sea on their 37 Tayana Gayatso (Google it) . I wrote a song about their voyage which was difficult at best. To the tune of the "beverly hillbillys"
Once apon a time there was man named Boris
Lived with family
in Ukrainian Forest
Out one day while shooting at food
Up from ground comes bubbling crude
that is ...Caspiean gold
All of a sudden Boris is zillionaire
Kin folk say "Get the hell out of here!
Down by the ocean is where you want to be so....
Boris sold his family
and moved to the sea...
Chrimean that is.... Dachas, security