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Old 15-04-2013, 07:02   #1
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APRIL 15TH TAX DAY

Today is the day for U.S. cruisers to sing the Accountancy Shanty and the Turbo Tax Rap:

THE BIANKA LOG BLOG: APRIL15th TIME TO SING AN ACCOUNTANSEA SHANTY
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Old 15-04-2013, 07:21   #2
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only those who are n0n exempt.....i am exempt, thankyou. my life rocks.
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only those who are n0n exempt.....i am exempt, thankyou. my life rocks.
Lucky you Zee. But, don't you still have to file?
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Re: APRIL 15TH TAX DAY

this year wasn't too great... had to owe

...Dang investments.
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Personally I like the The ACCOUNTANCY Shanty from MEANING OF LIFE - otherwise known as the crimson permanent assurance sketch,.

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Lucky you Zee. But, don't you still have to file?
i was sent a notice in 2007 that i no longer had to do that....what mercy i was gifted....
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I made therefore I paid.
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Started out owing some to the state. Then I looked at what my accountant filed with the IRS and noticed she missed putting in my local real estate tax deduction!!! WTF? Refiled. Then a company I did some freelance work for sent an updated W2 with different income which means another refile.
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Luxury, once a year - I dream about once a year (apologies to the four yorkshiremen sketch - monty Python), its qurterly Business Activity Statements for us.
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i was sent a notice in 2007 that i no longer had to do that....what mercy i was gifted....
Nice!
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my income is that which i paid out into fica forever.... and i dont use the crappy medicare, even tho i pay for it.

and i do not own anything---that was taken care of by probate lawyers loong ago when they took my land i owned in upstate ny.....all i have is a 10,000 boat purchase....

as free as it gets....


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...as free as it gets....

I've forgotten: "Freedom" is just another word for ......wot?
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my crabby friend--is all true, and why have stuff ye dont need for survival and happy life!!??

isnt WHAT one has, is WHO one is...so i have not many things and i have many friends....

and my monthly income.....and my boat,

and bubba daboatkat....
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Got no paychecks
Got no rent
Got no boat bucks
All been spent

I'm a basket case in a bucket world.
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Got no paychecks
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Got no boat bucks
All been spent

I'm a basket case in a bucket world.

awesome perfect
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