A Sailing Story Thread - Feel Free to Add

[atoll]

clingons on the starbored bow.....

[jmo64]

She replied "indeed!!"

[stevensuf]

captain, wipe em off!

[tropicalescape]

before the captain could react the goat butted the old murderous seahag into the sea as the cligons decinded upon our brave pirate captain rendering him into a lump of quivering gelotanus goo..

[avb3]

Gwinneth shook herself as she woke up. What a dream! And yet, with the boat threatening to pitch-pole in the seas, she is still fighting the urge to deal with that form that is still heaving into buckets in the cabin.

Winds have now picked up, and the temperature drops. She is a skilled helmsman, but this is testing the limits of her experiences and capabilities. Right now she is glad he didn't talk her into that bendytoy everyone one was dissing... she had a Hunter!

[tropicalescape]

and it was taking on water as the hull was substandard and the deck to hull joint was held together with Superglue and bailing twine stiched every 3 feet terminating in a slip knot! Damnit man she says to the pirate captan why did we not buy an old school solid laminate full keel real mans blue water boat designed by Ed Brewer?

[sailorboy1]

He looks at her with a serious look "because if we had we would still be trying to sail it out of the bay at 2 knots againist a 3 knot tide"!

[AfterHoursNLCT]

This is better than the best show on TV ......

[S/V Antares]

Eventually they made it to the dock where they were entertained with great sea stories. Eventually the conversation turned to Anchors. Six week later they agreed to disagree.

[tropicalescape]

about the viability of superglue and bailing twine,after some consideration and a few double rations of rum because of the rough journey they sold the hunter and bought a...

[atoll]

solid alumillium cruiser..........

[tropicalescape]

Originally Posted by atoll

solid alumillium cruiser..........

made from recycled beer cans and suffering from electrolosis so much so that they were generating all the electricity they needed to power the aircon ,wide screen tv, deepfreeze, electric head,computers,washer and dryer,sex toys,microwave, his and hers back massagers,electic windless,wifi, and electric goat milker just by twisting a cooper wire around a nail and dropping it in the bilge... *no one is going to escape this story unscathed.....!

[atoll]

even the kids glowed in the dark as a fiberglass tupperware type of boat pulled up along side......... heidi and helga finding some clothes to wear amongst all the sex toys saw their chance and jumped.......

[S/V Antares]

It was a huge jump up to the deck of MIRABELA V. At 200 ft and a 280 ft high mast also a bit intimidating. However....

[atoll]

the crew of mirabella took these scantily clad girls to their hearts,whilst bitching amongst themselvels about the sub standard conditions onboard...........