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Old 21-12-2011, 17:24   #76
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The barge was loaded with beautiful catamarans going thru pirate waters, The big party was happening when the girls climbed aboard naked and wet and
in your dream,though what really happend was the webejammin catamaran was parked next to the barge and the girls seeing their chance jumped aboard as the catamaran pulled off.

webejammins wife came up to find two bedraggled girls in the cockpit and mr jammin looking very very guilty as he piloted the boat down the canal....
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in your dream,though what really happend was the webejammin catamaran was parked next to the barge and the girls seeing their chance jumped aboard as the catamaran pulled off.

webejammins wife came up to find two bedraggled girls in the cockpit and mr jammin looking very very guilty as he piloted the boat down the canal....
Headed for Eritra and the elusive treasure of the greatest and most feared pirate of all....
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Old 21-12-2011, 20:44   #78
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Who loved to sail on dark & stormy nights........
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In the nude with a goat on board waiting to be milked....
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In the nude with a goat on board waiting to be milked....
How did you know my wife used to own a goat dairy
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mean while, on the opposing shore, a flotilla appeared to be gathering.
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mean while, on the opposing shore, a flotilla appeared to be gathering.
The flotilla was looking for goat cheese and milk for provisions to sail to
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suddenly a flying saucer appeared, two grey aliens came out and sparked up a doobie
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but then everyone woke up when they realized that the thought train had really wandered off from being a sailing story.
Later it was put down to having eaten too many fish tacos that night before.

A couple of tums was taken and the crew started getting the stowed stowed away in preparaton for a day of sailing.
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Not realizing it was gonna be a dark and stormy night.....
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Preparing for the worst, they put a double reef into the main, and closed all hatches, and got ready for what was going to be a rough ride.
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Where are all the women on this thread? Sitting quietly in the back ground rolling their eyes and plotting revenge.
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As the storm built ____ plotted her revenge. She had taken all the orders whe was going to take from the pompous, self appointed Captain she had married. While he was below throwing up into a bucket affected by the building seas, she sat in the cockpit, snapped into her harness devising an explanation for his tumble into oblivion. Soon it would be time to make her move.
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"As the storm built ____ plotted her revenge. She had taken all the orders whe was going to take from the pompous, self appointed Captain she had married. While he was below throwing up into a bucket affected by the building seas, she sat in the cockpit, snapped into her harness devising an explanation for his tumble into oblivion. Soon it would be time to make her move."

Gwinneth couldn't decide which anchor to weigh the rat-b@%tard down with because she had been reading a CF thread on anchors, so she decided to think what would the BumFuzzles do? With that the ham radio screamed....
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