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Old 23-12-2011, 17:43   #136
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TROPICALESCAPE WAS ON THE LOOSE,He had built a MONSTER of a Schooner and he was coming 50 knts of wind full sail flying knife in his teeth and ONE ARM TIED BEHIND HIS BACK,singing Merry Christmas,NOW WHAT SAID Beever?:
Why does he not do something about that eye?maybe put a patch over it or something..I dont know said Casual very casual like maybe he likes it hanging out of his head like that flying in the breeze or.....
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Old 23-12-2011, 18:26   #137
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No said Casual,that for the fear factor only Beaver had no fear HIS MOM who turned out to be MRS CLever was on hand to calm the water,and make lemonaid
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Old 23-12-2011, 19:11   #138
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And the man suddenly tore off his mask with the fake eyeball hanging loosly down to his chin. Mrs. Cleaver looked at him aghast.

"Why you're...you're that man from The Bumfuzzles!" she said and immediatly fainted dead away.

"Yeah, that's right, It is I," said Seth, standing straight and proud and true. "I'll gladly trade you a copy of my new book for a large pepperoni pizza with anchovies and a glass of lemonade and a baby monitor and and... and.an out-board two-stoke dingy motor with low hours. That's my offer. Take it or leave it!!"
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Old 24-12-2011, 08:16   #139
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which immediately prompted Mrs Cleaver to bark to the Beav,,,all sail out we're headed back to Margaritaville to find Wally..at this point Lumpy (Don) appeared from the cabin and............
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and said "Look at me, my lumps are gone! My skin is so soft and women love me. Well not as much as when I had my Hunter. Lets set sail for the caribbean and sandy beachs and rub suntan oil on each other!"
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Old 24-12-2011, 09:13   #141
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but first we have to make the punch,captain don in his thong yelled ,and the ingredients were......
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Grape Nehi and MD20/20 . Lumpy pipes up " Gee Wiz Beaver, does your mom know what you put in there?

"No problem Lumpy... I got the recipe from her Betty Crocker book"

Sheet in.. we need to get going. The party is starting at 's
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Grape Nehi and MD20/20 . Lumpy pipes up " Gee Wiz Beaver, does your mom know what you put in there?

"No problem Lumpy... I got the recipe from her Betty Crocker book"

Sheet in.. we need to get going. The party is starting at 's
Six and we have less than 3 hrs to travel 60 nms...at that moment someone shouts look its one off those Gunboats lets highjack it and we will surely make it on time ,unless we let Capt.Atoll sail then we will never make it because hes.....
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all ready left in the dingy,crossing her bows with 300 meters of floating line stopping the gunboat dead in its tracks,seeing the motly nature of the hijacking crew the gunboaters hightail it in their rib.

now time to check out the drinks locker,what was that recipe for rum punch? as our hero puts the helm over and cranks in the main assisted by the nimble scantily dressed heidi and helga.............. surfing between 18 and 25 knots in the brisk trades.................
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with the wind blowing in their hair and thinking what a glories time to be on the water ..the crew were drinking their rum punches and chewing Khat and everyone was feeling grand except the guy in the yellow thong,he was hugging the rail and saying something about his beloved boat ...at that moment on the distant horizen an ominus sign appeard, the most dreaded site of all who sail the high seas...Capt.Boatman...He was headed toward our heros sailing on the fast and wonderful Gunboat..at that percise moment.....
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And from the lower bilges EDDIE HASKEL appeared and said NO Problem ,YOU LOOK UGLY TODAY Capt Boatman ,Stand Clear or I'll call the Beaver to dispence with you!
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And from the lower bilges EDDIE HASKEL appeared and said NO Problem ,YOU LOOK UGLY TODAY Capt Boatman ,Stand Clear or I'll call the Beaver to dispence with you!
But no one cared because Beaver was a puss and he wasnt very cool so Capts.Boatman,Atoll,Don and TE kicked the Beav., Eddie Haskell,Ward and Junes ass and cleared the deck...after realizing how nice things had become everyone settled down drank more rum punch and waited for....
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But, Capn Boatman as fast as a bullet yells for Mrs. Cleaver to take that young skalawag Eddie and place him in irons without any rum punch at all. Beaver coming to Eddies rescue says---

Just 1 minute slow, darn dang shucks
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oh! why are you wearing nylons,its bad enough don in a thong......................
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Because they put me intouch with my more sensative side and I like the way it makes the hair on my legs feel when they poke thru the knitting said Minaret why do you ask, after all you....
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