This was posted on the Compac site to help cheer up someone who had gone through a nasty divorce....
Why boats are better than your ex's
1.Your boat doesn't care if you look at another boat.
2. You can have as many boats as you can afford.
3. You can go off with another sailboat and crew, and when you come home your boat is still happy.
4. If you buy your boat new sails
, she/he doesn't want more.
5. Your boat will not make dirty dishes and then leave them on your boat.
5. Your boat will always be a warm place to snuggle up to.
6. Your boats systems will always work as long as you maintain them occasionally.
7. For that matter, you boat is low maintenance
8. Your boat will always be there when you get off work.
9. No matter how old the marina, you boat will never demand a different place to stay.
and most importantly...
10. Your boat will not spend your hard earned money on lawyers to stab you in the back.