A Boat Is Better than a Wife, Because . . .

[Velma]

Don't have a boat yet but I do have a husband and when I do get the boat it will be a lot more fun with him then without him!

[Andrew Roth]

Lets get back to the original thread chaps and chapesses...why is a boat better than a wife?

Here's one: A boat loves a good blow every day!

[Cavalier]

...ones with wide transoms are more desirable to be on?

[Andrew Roth]

Like in a fat boat is a better ride than a fat wife?

[Otia]

Originally Posted by Velma

Don't have a boat yet but I do have a husband and when I do get the boat it will be a lot more fun with him then without him!

Here, you see the difference between women and men.
I rest my case...