My wife is better.....
She soaks up less money.
I don't have to wash her.
She is better at getting other skippers attention than the air horn.
She never requires that I go to West Marine
She does not get as wet as the boat.
I don't have to get her registered.
Her jewelry costs less than stainless steel
I never have to go to a pump out station. She does this on her own.
I can take my wife to nice places that are dry.
She keeps me warm at night without needing a heater.
I only have to pay once for birthing fees