A Boat Is Better than a Wife, Because . . .

[Andrew Roth]

Originally Posted by gettinthere

"A boat is a hole in the water you pour money into"

A woman?

In my experience, a woman is a black hole that sucks up energy and matter till threre's nothing more to to be consumed. Then she leaves to find some other sucker to bleed. At least with a boat, you get to have some fun for the money you paid!

[zeehag]

Originally Posted by Andrew Roth

In my experience, a woman is a black hole that sucks up energy and matter till threre's nothing more to to be consumed. Then she leaves to find some other sucker to bleed. At least with a boat, you get to have some fun for the money you paid!

sounds exactly like my experience with the way men handle a female. as a money tree until they decide to kill it with some psychotic bs and leave for a newer model...LOL.... boats donot do that. they just use the money you wish to put into them.

[joey69]

hmmmmmmmm.......what happened to the jokes?

[gettinthere]

Originally Posted by joey69

hmmmmmmmm.......what happened to the jokes?

They got divorced??????

[boasun]

Oh NO! The Jokes and the Sarcassisms have gotten divorced.
Oh woe is me, oh woe is me........

[otherthan]

she dont complain when I look at others!!

[MarkJ]

I hose my dirty boat down.

[MarkJ]

Boat don't change course when I swear at her...

[Otia]

Originally Posted by joey69

hmmmmmmmm.......what happened to the jokes?

What's the best part of a BJ once married?




2 minutes of silence...


The boat still gives you the same great Bareboat Joyrides over and over!

[Bergovoy]

suck mary beth! blow is just a figure of speech!

[David M]

My wife is better.....

She soaks up less money.

I don't have to wash her.

She is better at getting other skippers attention than the air horn.

She never requires that I go to West Marine.

She does not get as wet as the boat.

I don't have to get her registered.

Her jewelry costs less than stainless steel.

I never have to go to a pump out station. She does this on her own.

I can take my wife to nice places that are dry.

She keeps me warm at night without needing a heater.

I only have to pay once for birthing fees.

[atoll]

I had a job with the Samaritans once. .........It was ok , but when I tried to call in sick once, the bastards talked me out of it .. .......... .........

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by joey69

hmmmmmmmm.......what happened to the jokes?

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.


Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife', she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob - Women like that are hard to find.'
..

[atoll]

Bloke comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man.. "WHAT THE HELLS GOIN ON HERE".?? he shouts . she turns to the man beside her and says ..... " see.. !! I told you he was stupid "

[kenny chaos]

I called the plumber 'cause my bidet was plugged up.
He looked in the septic tank and said I needed to quit flushing
rubbers down. I told him I didn't use rubbers.