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Old 19-02-2011, 14:29   #76
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"A boat is a hole in the water you pour money into"

A woman?
In my experience, a woman is a black hole that sucks up energy and matter till threre's nothing more to to be consumed. Then she leaves to find some other sucker to bleed. At least with a boat, you get to have some fun for the money you paid!
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Old 19-02-2011, 15:57   #77
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In my experience, a woman is a black hole that sucks up energy and matter till threre's nothing more to to be consumed. Then she leaves to find some other sucker to bleed. At least with a boat, you get to have some fun for the money you paid!

sounds exactly like my experience with the way men handle a female. as a money tree until they decide to kill it with some psychotic bs and leave for a newer model...LOL.... boats donot do that. they just use the money you wish to put into them.
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hmmmmmmmm.......what happened to the jokes?
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Old 19-02-2011, 19:17   #79
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hmmmmmmmm.......what happened to the jokes?

They got divorced??????
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Old 19-02-2011, 19:47   #80
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Oh NO! The Jokes and the Sarcassisms have gotten divorced.
Oh woe is me, oh woe is me........
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Old 19-02-2011, 23:55   #81
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she dont complain when I look at others!!
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Old 20-02-2011, 06:54   #82
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What's the best part of a BJ once married?




2 minutes of silence...


The boat still gives you the same great Bareboat Joyrides over and over!
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Old 20-02-2011, 10:09   #86
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My wife is better.....

She soaks up less money.

I don't have to wash her.

She is better at getting other skippers attention than the air horn.

She never requires that I go to West Marine.

She does not get as wet as the boat.

I don't have to get her registered.

Her jewelry costs less than stainless steel.

I never have to go to a pump out station. She does this on her own.

I can take my wife to nice places that are dry.

She keeps me warm at night without needing a heater.

I only have to pay once for birthing fees.
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Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.


Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife', she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob - Women like that are hard to find.'
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Bloke comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man.. "WHAT THE HELLS GOIN ON HERE".?? he shouts . she turns to the man beside her and says ..... " see.. !! I told you he was stupid "
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