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04-01-2010, 13:35
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#136
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Annapolis, Bahamas
Boat: 1983 Gulfstar 36
Posts: 1,253
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You...... If nobody can figure how to get in your cockpit enclosure but you and the dog
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Will & Muffin
Lucy the dog
"Yes, well.. perhaps some more wine" (Julia Child)
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04-01-2010, 13:40
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#137
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Annapolis, Bahamas
Boat: 1983 Gulfstar 36
Posts: 1,253
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You .......... When your land lubber date leaves in the morning and gives you a card with 911 phone number on it and a somthing about a restraining order.
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Will & Muffin
Lucy the dog
"Yes, well.. perhaps some more wine" (Julia Child)
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04-01-2010, 14:12
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#138
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: UK East Coast
Boat: Riviera 35
Posts: 285
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YMBAL... if you don't know what you will be having for lunch (because the labels have come off all the tins).
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A reasonable person, accepts the Status Quo. An unreasonable person, wants to change it. All progress is therefore made by unreasonable people. Me, I'm just apathetic about the status quo. I think we want it back. 
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04-01-2010, 14:36
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#139
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: LandLocked USA
Boat: I Want A Catalac
Posts: 58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by S/V Antares
"3 squares a day" is in refference to toilet paper |
Thank you, this one got quite a chuckle from me!
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04-01-2010, 14:42
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#140
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Texas
Boat: Irwin 325
Posts: 34
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You might be a liveaboard if you have to decide which coat, gloves and hat to wear before you leave for the showers.
Dam the cold weather.
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CapnTony
S/V Drifters Reef
Aye, the creak of stout timbers and the slap of the waves, that there's a sound for ya'
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04-01-2010, 15:24
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#141
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 32
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...if you don't covet the $10 million dollar house you are anchored off, just that water hose on the dock!!!!
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06-01-2010, 14:33
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#142
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Eternal Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Port Ludlow, WA (NW corner of Puget Sound)
Boat: 30' William Atkin cutter
Posts: 1,496
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Your land lubber date says "I thought you said you bed was big enough for two and spacious" and when you point out they have 2' between them and the edge they give you another 6" and continue to complain.
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06-01-2010, 15:49
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#143
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Annapolis, Bahamas
Boat: 1983 Gulfstar 36
Posts: 1,253
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You might be...... If you share a turkey for the holidays with the boat in the next slip and use the marina wood shop bandsaw to cut it half so it fits in the oven.
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Will & Muffin
Lucy the dog
"Yes, well.. perhaps some more wine" (Julia Child)
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06-01-2010, 17:14
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#144
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: California
Boat: Harstad 31' (32' LOD) Serendipity
Posts: 95
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LOL!! You guys are a riot! I think I've a new place to hang out.
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06-01-2010, 17:23
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#145
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: W Florida
Boat: Still have the 33yo Jon boat. But now a CATAMARAN. Nice little 18' Bay Cat.
Posts: 7,086
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tomperanteau
LOL!! You guys are a riot! I think I've a new place to hang out.
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Careful.
You could end up like me - either working or here waiting for the call to work.
No life.
Weird.
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06-01-2010, 17:26
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#146
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: California
Boat: Harstad 31' (32' LOD) Serendipity
Posts: 95
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After spending almost a life in the working world, I have decided that I would rather be here waiting. Much more fun, especially after a Martini.
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06-01-2010, 20:38
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#147
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: the golden state
Boat: pilot cutter
Posts: 289
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......you look at an empty gallon milk container and see a urinal.
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07-01-2010, 09:55
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#148
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 774
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....when the local kingfisher builds a nest on top of your TV antenna and you leave it because the reception is better...
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07-01-2010, 10:03
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#149
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Raleigh, North Carolina
Boat: Marples 40 Constant Camber
Posts: 66
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You might be a live-aboard if you are enjoying the horizontal wind and the way the anchorage looks just then and one of your shoreside neighbors leans out and asks if you are alright.
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07-01-2010, 10:04
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#150
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Raleigh, North Carolina
Boat: Marples 40 Constant Camber
Posts: 66
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Sorry, that was supposed to be "horizontal rain".
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