You might be a live aboard if;
you get a sudden influx of company when you are anchored in exotic places.
"Are you still in the Keys? We were planning on dropping by for a week or two around
Christmas. It was sure nice last year, thought we would do it again. See you then!"
Hotel room in the Keys...... $250 a night,
Stateroom aboard 60 foot
catamaran..........$0
Food................. chip in a bit once in a while........$few
"Let's go here, let's go there, Hey, who left the
shower running, we're out of
water. Who's making the
beer run? I can't start the dink! Don't forget to get more water! Is the ice maker broken again? Who is going to unclog the
head? How do we turn this
radar thingy off, it's making a
funny sound. Why is that Coast Guard guy pointing a gun at us? Where's Ralph? Hey, anybody seen Ralph? How'd he get on the Coast Guard boat? " Priceless!
Hey Mary, there's
water in the basement!