1. You have more than one type of mustard in the fridge.
2. You think it's easy to qualify for a library card.
3. You have no clue how many amps you're drawing at the moment.
4. You need to check a tide table to know whether it's currently low or high.
5. You don't remember whether yesterday was windy.
6. You consider CNN a more reliable news source that CF.
7. You check the mailbox every day.
8. You think of mildew as a minor inconvenience.
9. You don't consider your religious denomination to be "Rocna."
10. Your conversations with neighbors never fixate on holding tanks