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Old 04-01-2010, 14:35   #136
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You...... If nobody can figure how to get in your cockpit enclosure but you and the dog
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You .......... When your land lubber date leaves in the morning and gives you a card with 911 phone number on it and a somthing about a restraining order.
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Old 04-01-2010, 15:12   #138
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YMBAL... if you don't know what you will be having for lunch (because the labels have come off all the tins).
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Old 04-01-2010, 15:36   #139
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Thank you, this one got quite a chuckle from me!
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Old 04-01-2010, 15:42   #140
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You might be a liveaboard if you have to decide which coat, gloves and hat to wear before you leave for the showers.
Dam the cold weather.
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Old 04-01-2010, 16:24   #141
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...if you don't covet the $10 million dollar house you are anchored off, just that water hose on the dock!!!!
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Old 06-01-2010, 15:33   #142
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Your land lubber date says "I thought you said you bed was big enough for two and spacious" and when you point out they have 2' between them and the edge they give you another 6" and continue to complain.
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Old 06-01-2010, 16:49   #143
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You might be...... If you share a turkey for the holidays with the boat in the next slip and use the marina wood shop bandsaw to cut it half so it fits in the oven.
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Old 06-01-2010, 18:14   #144
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LOL!! You guys are a riot! I think I've a new place to hang out.
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Old 06-01-2010, 18:23   #145
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After spending almost a life in the working world, I have decided that I would rather be here waiting. Much more fun, especially after a Martini.
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Old 06-01-2010, 21:38   #147
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......you look at an empty gallon milk container and see a urinal.
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....when the local kingfisher builds a nest on top of your TV antenna and you leave it because the reception is better...
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Old 07-01-2010, 11:03   #149
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You might be a live-aboard if you are enjoying the horizontal wind and the way the anchorage looks just then and one of your shoreside neighbors leans out and asks if you are alright.
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Sorry, that was supposed to be "horizontal rain".
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