Originally Posted by newhaul
My dads now 91 and considering transition from his Spencer to a trawler
. Eyes are getting really bad now days and he wants a shower
on his boat but won't let me install one on the Spencer.
Clearing in to St. Lucia some years ago, a Crusty Old Salt
tried to clear in. Surly Customs
and Immigration guy looks at his papers and said, "St. Helena? Where's that?" "Middle of the Atlantic Ocean!" "What is it?" "A big rock!" "Never heard of it." "Well, it's there" Some grumbling went on, and finally, the officer stamped his clearance, and Crusty gets up to leave, and walks right into the door jamb.
"I don't see very well", he said. I was there for it, and was next.