Liveaboard Couple Wanted in Key West

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Bruce is an excellent cook. There's no one who can make a souffle perfect every time like him. He's also a very talented macrame artist with a couple of books to his credit.
Randy is a lot of fun; very affectionate, touchy-feely, but not at all serious. He's just as likely to wear your jib as a sarong as hoist it up. It can get to be a bit much, but he's always good for a laugh. Oh, just a side-note: don't bring aboard any conical-shaped fruit or veggies (no bananas, cucumbers, carrots, etc...) if you know what's good for you. Randy will squirrel it away, and trust me, you don't want to find it then.
They'd be more than happy to go out on an extended trial sail. They just love having a captive audience to entertain.

[Seaworthy Lass]

This thread has been closed after a few less than polite posts by the original poster were deleted.

Plenty of information is here for any potential sitters/crew to think about.