Cruisers Forum
 


Join CruisersForum Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 02-01-2014, 16:39   #106
cruiser

Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,130
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Personally, I rarely take showers. I just go out and drag my ass along the grass like a dog.
__________________

__________________
Jammer Six is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 17:15   #107
֍֎֍֎֍֎֍֎֍֎

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 13,055
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

OK, thinking outside the box. Buy, or locate your, six-pack cooler or six-pack collapsible cooler or insulated lunch bag, under $5 at WalMart. You've got it, put the razor and cream inside the cooler, fill with scalding hot water, park it someplace to warm up while you're showering. End of problem.

When the "gel" shaving creams were first on the market...maybe in the 70s? There was a self-heating shaving cream out as well. Apparently, not a mass market success, no longer with us.
__________________

__________________
hellosailor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 17:19   #108
Moderator Emeritus
 
Coops's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Northern NSW.Australia
Boat: Sunmaid 20, John Welsford Navigator
Posts: 9,550
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jammer Six View Post
Personally, I rarely take showers. I just go out and drag my ass along the grass like a dog.
That evokes such a mental picture that I may never retain what passes for sanity in me.

Coops.
__________________
When somebody told me that I was delusional, I almost fell off of my unicorn.
Coops is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 18:05   #109
Don't ask if you can't handle it
 
sailorboy1's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: On the boat somewhere
Boat: Hunter 410
Posts: 12,319
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jammer Six View Post
Personally, I rarely take showers. I just go out and drag my ass along the grass like a dog.
Rub some gravy on your face and that dog will lick it off, no need to shave.

Warning - if you wish to apply this method to your shower problem please go behind the clubhouse or it will end up different than expected...............or not.
__________________
jobless, houseless, clueless, living on a boat and cruising around somewhere
sailorboy1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 18:25   #110
Certifiable Refitter/Senior Wannbe
 
Wotname's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: South of 43 S, Australia
Boat: Van DeStat Super Dogger 31'
Posts: 7,331
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass View Post
......(in fact I have never in my entire life heard so much wingeing about a beauty routine).

So, men, why not wax?
Real men don't wax or shave...
It might have been a warrior thing in the past but the modern man only shaves 'cause the modern wimpy women like it that way

If the modern wimpy women want their men to wax, I am sure they will do so...
__________________
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangereous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible. T.E. Lawrence
Wotname is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 18:35   #111
cruiser

Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,130
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Coops View Post
That evokes such a mental picture that I may never retain what passes for sanity in me.
Ever since I learned the organic truth about the hegemony of the soap industry, I've declared my independence by not bathing.

So far, the only issue is that the only babes this attracts smell funny.
__________________
Jammer Six is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 20:02   #112
Moderator
 
Seaworthy Lass's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Oct 2008
Boat: Aluminium cutter rigged sloop
Posts: 12,819
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wotname View Post
......the modern man only shaves 'cause the modern wimpy women like it that way
There is a very practical reason why women prefer their men clean shaven .
__________________
"The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea." Isak Dinesen
"To me the simple act of tying a knot is an adventure in unlimited space." Clifford Ashley
Seaworthy Lass is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 20:04   #113
Moderator Emeritus
 
Coops's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Northern NSW.Australia
Boat: Sunmaid 20, John Welsford Navigator
Posts: 9,550
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Whatever tickles your fancy. And obviously beards do.

Coops.
__________________
When somebody told me that I was delusional, I almost fell off of my unicorn.
Coops is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 20:10   #114
Moderator
 
Seaworthy Lass's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Oct 2008
Boat: Aluminium cutter rigged sloop
Posts: 12,819
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jammer Six View Post
Personally, I rarely take showers. I just go out and drag my ass along the grass like a dog.
One small tip Jammer: I suggest you don't mention this in your 'Crew Wanted' ad .
__________________
"The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea." Isak Dinesen
"To me the simple act of tying a knot is an adventure in unlimited space." Clifford Ashley
Seaworthy Lass is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 20:11   #115
Senior Cruiser
 
DeepFrz's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Winnipeg
Boat: None at this time
Posts: 7,930
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Okay SwL, what is that practical reason? No whisker rub! Nice soft brush on sensitive skin! So what could be so impractical about that?
__________________
The Blue Dot Campaign. This Changes Everything.
DeepFrz is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 20:29   #116
Nearly an old salt
 
goboatingnow's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 13,649
Images: 3
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Wow, a product called " magic all in one " who said snake oil was dead LOL
dave
__________________
Check out my new blog on smart boat technology, networking and gadgets for the connected sailor! - http://smartboats.tumblr.com
goboatingnow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 20:50   #117
Moderator
 
Seaworthy Lass's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Oct 2008
Boat: Aluminium cutter rigged sloop
Posts: 12,819
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepFrz View Post
Okay SwL, what is that practical reason? No whisker rub! Nice soft brush on sensitive skin! So what could be so impractical about that?
Can't go into details on a G rated forum .
Suffice to say, bristles rubbing on sensitive areas are plain horrid .
__________________
"The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea." Isak Dinesen
"To me the simple act of tying a knot is an adventure in unlimited space." Clifford Ashley
Seaworthy Lass is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 21:09   #118
Moderator Emeritus
 
Coops's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Northern NSW.Australia
Boat: Sunmaid 20, John Welsford Navigator
Posts: 9,550
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Seaworthy Lass View Post
Can't go into details on a G rated forum .
Suffice to say, bristles rubbing on sensitive areas are plain horrid .
Calm down Jammer, she means that little spot just behind the knee.
Coops.
__________________
When somebody told me that I was delusional, I almost fell off of my unicorn.
Coops is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 21:17   #119
cruiser

Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,130
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Originally Posted by Coops View Post
Calm down Jammer, she means that little spot just behind the knee.
Coops.
I almost fell off my chair laughing when I read this.
__________________
Jammer Six is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-01-2014, 21:24   #120
Senior Cruiser
 
DeepFrz's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Winnipeg
Boat: None at this time
Posts: 7,930
Re: I Need manly and probably moral advice

Quote:
Can't go into details on a G rated forum .
Suffice to say, bristles rubbing on sensitive areas are plain horrid .
Well gosh. That's not been my experience. Unless they were faki...
__________________

__________________
The Blue Dot Campaign. This Changes Everything.
DeepFrz is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 13:29.


Google+
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Social Knowledge Networks
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

ShowCase vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.