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Old 07-04-2016, 16:09   #76
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Many Sadly . Sexual control is still being spruked by many religious denominations of many faiths. The legally enforced morality of many nations is why this thread even needs to exist. .

But the Romans, now they had it good. No shame, just pleasure.
I must have a lot of Roman blood in me because I have no shame what so ever!
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Old 07-04-2016, 16:10   #77
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I think the OP raised a question about whether these toys would be acceptable in South Africa, my quick answer would be "go for it". Adult toy shops are found on every street corner in the bigger cities so I wouldn't see it as a problem. Child porn stuff is a complete no no and would see you arrested and thrown into a not too pleasant environment for a very long time.
That's a good point, to keep it in the context of South Africa.
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After some discussion, the decision has been made to reopen this thread. Please keep posts to the topic, and not into other areas.
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Funny excerpt from my wife's blog from when we were boarded last month in black point. We almost found out how they would have reacted.
,,,, " We were ready to lift the anchor when up pulls the Bahamian equivalent to US Border Patrol, guys with guns (albiet small caliber) they asked to board, didnít think now was a good time to tell them we were just leaving. So they came aboard one guy about mid 30ís and three young men about 18-21. All very polite and professional.* The older one asked if we had any weapons or ammo, nope we do not. He wanted our paperwork which I had nearby and passports.

One of the younger men barely 18 I think, asked if I could show him around, why of course!* We started in the salon I had to lift all the cushions and show him underneath, pull out various boxes and open them. Next to the galley, open the drawer and cupboards. All clear. Next down on the port side, first the cats/laundry/storage room he didnít ask for me to lift or open anything there. Next to our head, we have a camping type head in there, he asked me to open the lid, sure will, but thatís weird. Not going to hide anything in there I promise.

Now on to our stateroom,* uh oh. We keep various sized cloth boxes on the shelves to store our clothing in under the wire shelf. In this one area there are three of those boxes, he asked me to pull each on down, there is nothing behind/under them. Next he asked me to move the clothing about so he could see, the first one had all my shirts, all clear. The next one had my panties and socks, all clear. The third box, ummmm I start sweating bullets I pull out sweat pants slowly, then Jammie flannel bottoms again slowly and just as I am about to scar this young boy for life he is satisfied I am not hiding anything. Let me tell you how quickly we headed to the other side of the boat from there. That side was uneventful.


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Old 10-04-2016, 14:56   #80
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You need to spend some quality time in prisons. With the staff, not as an inmate.(G)
Inmates are famous for hiding things in toilets, usually tied onto a dental floss to prevent them from going away for good. After all, no one wants to plunge in the toilet, so it makes a good hiding spot.
Ditto, I get a big laugh if someone asks about "weapons". Any prison has a display case showing what they've confiscated. Toothbrush? Plastic fork? Chef's knife? #2 pencil or Cross pen? All WEAPONS. Screwdriver? Yup, that's called a "burglary tool" if you're carrying it during a burglary, and a "deadly weapon" if you're caught in an assault. And icepicks, famous as weapons, are oddly hard to find in most kitchen stores these days. Go figure.
Do I have any weapons? Well...here I am, unsedated and un-trussed. Army Rangers would say that sure as hell counts as a deadly weapon.(VBG)
Probably the kids' first day on the job.
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Funny excerpt from my wife's blog from when we were boarded last month in black point. We almost found out how they would have reacted.
,,,, " We were ready to lift the anchor when up pulls the Bahamian equivalent to US Border Patrol, guys with guns (albiet small caliber) they asked to board, didnít think now was a good time to tell them we were just leaving. So they came aboard one guy about mid 30ís and three young men about 18-21. All very polite and professional.* The older one asked if we had any weapons or ammo, nope we do not. He wanted our paperwork which I had nearby and passports.

One of the younger men barely 18 I think, asked if I could show him around, why of course!* We started in the salon I had to lift all the cushions and show him underneath, pull out various boxes and open them. Next to the galley, open the drawer and cupboards. All clear. Next down on the port side, first the cats/laundry/storage room he didnít ask for me to lift or open anything there. Next to our head, we have a camping type head in there, he asked me to open the lid, sure will, but thatís weird. Not going to hide anything in there I promise.

Now on to our stateroom,* uh oh. We keep various sized cloth boxes on the shelves to store our clothing in under the wire shelf. In this one area there are three of those boxes, he asked me to pull each on down, there is nothing behind/under them. Next he asked me to move the clothing about so he could see, the first one had all my shirts, all clear. The next one had my panties and socks, all clear. The third box, ummmm I start sweating bullets I pull out sweat pants slowly, then Jammie flannel bottoms again slowly and just as I am about to scar this young boy for life he is satisfied I am not hiding anything. Let me tell you how quickly we headed to the other side of the boat from there. That side was uneventful.


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ha ha at 18 he probably wouldn't know what he was looking at . Funny story.
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