Oh what a lovely idea. Getting somebody to pay a sailor to sail. Perhaps something like an adopt a highway program in the USA, we can have an adopt a sailor program, where a company can adopt a sailor, drunken or otherwise, (The sailor, not the company). Perhaps sending photo's from far away to share with their employees. Oh wait that would cause the employees to want to sail too.
I'm more then willing to be a test case and sacrifice my moral fabric
(not that I have any) and accept money for nothing.
So Mr. corporation persons out there. You need to use me, a lazy good for nothing layabout sailorchic, as your spokesperson, Just send me $1500 a month and I will send you photo's and inspirational writeup's from all over, that are sure to motivate the employees and shareholders alike. Though not necessarily the same way. I will even include grumpy cat photo's. Heck, I'll donate a seriously grumpy cat, with kittens too, to the corporation that hires me to sail.
Gee did I just become a boat whore????
I'm sure I'll have several corporate backers very soon now.