Those Who Sail Nude... - Page 10

c-kow · 30-10-2009, 14:56

no

it's a fashion show

and nobody wants to see anything out of style

Canibul · 31-10-2009, 13:37

I guess if you are sailing nude you at least always have something to practice your clove hitch on...

barnakiel · 31-10-2009, 19:00

hitch, or hitches ! ya male !

;-)))

Sue & Mike · 01-11-2009, 05:10

A friend of ours recently admitted...

It was an unusualy hot day and he was sailing across the bay alone in his boat, when he suddenly got the urge to "let the warm breeze blow where its never blown before"
He scanned the horizon, even getting the 'binocs' out, just to be certain there was nobody around. Stepping out of his shorts, he stretched up, legs wide apart arms up in the air thinking "this is the life" Suddenly the long-time silent VHF jumped into life with a very loud wolf-whistle!!! Grabbing his shorts and dashing below, he missed the top step, falling forward against the table with his newly aired tackle, he then landed in a heap on the cabin sole, groaning.

The worse part was that evening, trying to explain to his wife the unusual marks and bruising!!!!!

Needless to say, he has never done it since

Canibul · 01-11-2009, 05:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by barnakiel

hitch, or hitches ! ya male !

;-)))

I've never managed to get that second hitch tied...
I think it's the weight of that two inch hawser....

31-10-2009, 13:37	#137
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30-10-2009, 14:56	#136
c-kow Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 47	no it's a fashion show and nobody wants to see anything out of style

31-10-2009, 19:00	#138
barnakiel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: between the devil and the deep blue sea Boat: a sailing boat Posts: 919	hitch, or hitches ! ya male ! ;-)))

01-11-2009, 05:10	#139
Sue & Mike Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: 'P' Pontoon, Hartlepool Marina, UK Boat: CSY 37, "Someday" Posts: 9	A friend of ours recently admitted... It was an unusualy hot day and he was sailing across the bay alone in his boat, when he suddenly got the urge to "let the warm breeze blow where its never blown before" He scanned the horizon, even getting the 'binocs' out, just to be certain there was nobody around. Stepping out of his shorts, he stretched up, legs wide apart arms up in the air thinking "this is the life" Suddenly the long-time silent VHF jumped into life with a very loud wolf-whistle!!! Grabbing his shorts and dashing below, he missed the top step, falling forward against the table with his newly aired tackle, he then landed in a heap on the cabin sole, groaning. The worse part was that evening, trying to explain to his wife the unusual marks and bruising!!!!! Needless to say, he has never done it since