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Old 17-09-2007, 12:56   #46
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a thousand deaths as he charges right at Crusty, foam dripping from his mouth and his eyes bright red orbs as if satan himself possesed him. Crusty feeling he had no choice and had to defend himself pulled out his...........
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Old 17-09-2007, 14:32   #47
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Irish pipe and blowed a soft and haunting tune, originating in the depths of his drunken soul and delivered with the notes of an angel. Tosser stopped dead, fell to the floor and started whimpering as he remebered the tune crusty lovingly coaxed from the pipe and tosser harked back to that fatefull night when this song was playing on a two bit jukebox in the dirtiest, smelliest and unfreindliest of establishments that the wharfs of Boston could offer. It was here that Crusty and Tosser had their greatest challenge together when they...
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Old 17-09-2007, 14:54   #48
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stared at each other with a drunken glaze and then over at Olga.

Crusty proceeded off to the head with Tosser shortly behind. While shaking it off Crusty says to Tosser: lets dump this painted ole scowl and hit the piss. She's cost'n more then the boat.'

So out the back they went and while in the alley they were approched by scurvy looking fellow in raggity clothes who suddenly pulled out a crab knife. Crusty laugh's, and says: 'Whatca think ya guna do with that.'.................
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little thing, but before he can say another word the scurvy looking sod also pulls a set of car keys from his pocket and says "oh they were in that pocket" he then offers crusty and tosser a ride to the pier, which they except as they can hardley stand after all the drink. On the way to the pier and their boat they both fall sound asleep only to awake tied to the deck of an old rusty china junk. Crusty spies the scurvy sod approaching, the sod belches and says...........
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Shanghi'd! Yep! You swabs are work'n for me now.

After the mate departs Crusty tries to reach for a clewgarnet to pull himself up and discovers a the edge of a Swedish adze under a pile of hemp and cuts himself loose, then grabbed Tosser and jumped over the side. They swam under the dock and.................
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as Crusty exclaimed to Tosser "I don't think we are in Kansas anymore Toto". Crusty was having flash backs from a story his departed mother read to him on a daily basis for 16 years. That is why Crusty had...
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a really bad habit of clicking his heels together at the most inaproriate time. Mind you during the second world war it allowed him to escape from a confused nazi comandant that mistook him for a undercover agent. This was a lesson that crusty learnt well and many times it helped him to ..........
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sneak out of the "House of the Rising Sun" without payin' for his happy ending! From there Crusty & Tosser creaped along the back alleys to try to find the Antelope. Upon passing what appeared to be a fish packing plant Tosser suddenly.........
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Old 18-09-2007, 12:53   #54
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realized that it was olga following them. Crusty and tosser ran as fast as they could and dove through the first door they saw only to find it was the customs house. Behind a large wooden desk sat the biggest meanest looking..........
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female customs officer he had ever encountered. Crusty figured he had better try charming her or he would be up the creek. Crusty had had a few problems with customs before, for smuggling. He turn to her and flashed her a big smile and said ..."
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"I hope yer not goin to do a cavity search sweety cause you could get a big surprize - but Tosser here would submit to one if yer need ta" Tosser gave Crusty a one paw salute with his good front paw and scampered out the door. "I guess that leaves you" she said as she pulled on a latex glove while her massive 400 pound frame botre down on him. A look of horror came over Crusty's face and ...
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He fainted dead away. When he came to tosser was licking his face and crusty was at once sick as he knew of the things tosser did with that thing. But he quickly looked around remembering the customs agent. He didn't see her and all his parts still felt water tight so he grabed tosser and headed for the door. Outside he noticed a large red..........
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hibiscus flower, the only one left on a bush struggling for existence in a landscape covered in broken bricks, concrete and old steel. For the first time in his life, he understood the relentless power of the universe in which he lived. He reflected on the meaning of his existence and cried into the industrial landscape, a lone wolf keening scream of utter dog joy. He at last understood his lupine inner-self, the savagery of his wolf personality, the hair that grew each month on the full moon. For the first time ever he transformed willingly, there on the pavement in front of the startled passers-by; savage snarl and lolling tongue and fang tooth exultant wolfness and torn rags.
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at which point a teenager came up to him and said..."wow man, thats soooo cool"...and continued while pointing his camera phone, "but my girlfriend missed the bit where you where sniffing and then pissing on each post." "I bet your from that band wolfman jack" Crusty sighed "what point is there in trying to explain the deep machinations of a flawed world to a young and unreceptive mind". The incredible irony of a dog eat dog world. The coruption of the you scratch my back and I will scratch yours ethos. With a sad wag of his tail crusty picked up tosser sniffed his bum just to make sure of who he was and then......
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thought of heading to canada and having a few beers on the hook while waiting for permission to enter, but then realized this would be a stupid thing to do so he and tosser walked down the street and entered the first...........
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