finally the bartender wanders over and answers the phone
Bartender: "Waddya ya want?"
Voice on phone: "Is Crusty Stackpole there?"
Bartender: "Is there a Crusty Stacked Pool here?"
A brief silence wafts over the bar patrons.
Bartender: "Crusty Stacked Pooch! Telephone dammit!"
No one answers.
Bartender on phone: "No Cursty Poolstack here!"
Voice on phone: "Well you tell him when you see him his ex-wife.." *Click*
At that moment a highly inebriated Crusty manages to lift
off the table to gaze across the table at Olga.
Crusty: "Did you call my name darlin'?"
Olga: "No you drunken ole' fool that was the bartender".
Crusty: "Ahhhhhhh!" "Is it time for another lil' drinky pooh?" "Tarbender, another round!"
Bartender: "Yeah yeah when you pay your tab ya deadbeat!" "You already owe me 15 thousand baht for the champagne!!!"
Crusty: "Champagne?" "I didn't drink no stinkin' champagne!"
Bartender: "Not you ya drunken ole' fart!" "Your painted dolly girlfriend and that mangy tripod dog!" "They drank the house dry of bubbly while you were passed out!"
Crusty: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh .........