Better Than TV On A Sailboat

[CSY Man]

Never had a TV on a boat, never will.
never had a TV in my house until I got married.
The new wife insisted on a TV. I gave in, but if single again, the TV is gone, so is the house. Would go back to live on a boat again, in piece and quiet, no wife, no TV, happy life.
In theory anyway.
The ultimate solution would be to take your best buddy, the guy who likes to sail in rough weather, who likes to drink, who likes to tell dirty jokes and in general hang out, take him to the hospital, give him a sex-change, then marry him.
So far, none of my buddies have volunteered, but if it would happen, no TV, just rum and cokes and good sailing in between.

[19 and counting]

Sex is nature's cruelest joke! ha ha

[ontherocks83]

I have had a laser light show on the main sail while at dock. The Boat yard thought it was a hoot. I have always wanted to get a projector and watch a movie on the main sail while sitting on the dock. Kind of like a modified version of neighborhood outside movies played on a bed sheet with a projector.