Originally Posted by GoingWalkabout
Fornication with sheep. He must be a New Zealander.
Reminds me of the joke. Do you know why New Zealand sheep farmers wear loose fitting high gum boots? It's so they can put the sheep's back legs in them while they are fornicating.
Sorry if I've broken any rules. And very sorry for the sheep in New Zealnd. The country where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
New Zealanders: Please divert your course 15* to the south to avoid a collision
Americans: Recommend YOU divert course YOUR course 15* to the north to avoid a collision
New Zealanders: Negative you will have to divert course 15* to the south to avoid a collision
Americans: This is the captain
of a US navy
ship. I say again divert YOUR course
New Zealanders: No I say again Divert your course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Pacific fleet. We are accompanied by 3 destroyers, 3 cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15* north. I say again that's one five degrees north or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety
of this ship.
New Zealanders: This is a lighthouse. Your call.