Stern Etiquette?

[CalebD]

Dear Sir or Madam,
You are obviously in your own orbit around the sun which is the center of your universe where Howard Stern actually means something. Sorry to say I am in a different orbital pattern.
I suggest you put your wet suit on and wait by the phone for my call to ask you to clean my bottom. Might be a good way to lose some weight from your top heavy head.
How is the view out there, eh?
My best. ;-)

[fstbttms]

Yeah, well thanks for ruining the joke.

[CalebD]

Sorry Fast btttms,

Just couldn't resist.
Must... resist ... stereotyping everyone.
Keep your bottom clean

and I'll keep mine clean, too

[ahnutts!]

Originally Posted by CalebD

I do suspect that some of the 'cash crops' they seem to grow up there might have something to do with it that makes them a little 'trigger happy'.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with planting a "garden" out in the woods.... and guarding it night and day with a shotgun

No. I wouldn't do that.