Ram, US vessel documentation
(hell, US citizenship) no longer gets you what it once got. But if you have it, at least there is a chance
that the man commanding the big gray boat answering to the Pentagon will help you out. The State Department prefers not to be bothered by stray taxpayers abroad, but sometimes they can be incentivized, motivated, or outright compelled to do it. And sometimes, if you just allow
them to be heroes, they gladly step up to the role. Wrong flag? No chance at all.
Of course you could title it in Navassa, you've even got a choice of three parties claiming to be sovereign there.