The timing of this story is so interesting as my sailing buddy, who is in the "Boat Poop Pumping" business, was emptying his holding tank
after his head was clogged by a Burrito eating friend. The head still did not work after a good pump out. He went back to the pumping station and pumped..flushed with fresh and pumped till it was empty! so he thought.....Head still not working, he started to dismantle and remove the toilet. What he did not know was that his holding take was partitioned by 20 years of built up poop, paper and sanitary napkins.(it was a club boat for 20 years)..His pumping and flushing
weakened the wall of poop that held back a mass of fermented excrement....it started gushing up through the hole where the toilet had just been removed...into the bilge
it went...the pump could not remove it due to the materials viscosity, so he had to start shoveling it with a bail bucket. This was in the marina!!! Listening to his frantic calls for help on my voice mail... RAOTFLMAOPIMP...there was no way I was going to come to his rescue
. So, I'm looking for a new handle for him...since hes in the holding tank
pumping bizz...I call him a Fecesist? Poopologist? How about the study of Craptology? Got it..if its old poop....Paliocraptology? Ok, ok....Slogan for his Burgie...."I'm number one..and number two"!! How about a Burgie with Betty Boop on it...singing "Poop Poop Pee Poop!" God I hate me sometimes. Sorry...just had to share this.