Ha, reminds me of a fuuny story.
A Theif sneaks through the window of someones home and just as he enters, he hears a strange high pitched voice, "Jesus is coming, Jesus is coming". The theif stopped dead in his tracks and with his torch, looked around the room. There was nothing there, but a Parrot sitting on his stand. The theif took another step and in the darkness, the voice came again. "Jesus is coming, Jesusu is coming". The theif stopped once again and this time shinning his torch on the Parrot, asked, "Was that you?. The
Parrot replied "Yes". The theif asked, "whats your name then"? The Parrot replied, "Moses". "Moses?!" replied the theif, "what a strange name for a Parrot!?. What idiot named his Parrot Moses"
The Parrot relied, "the same idiot that named his Rotweiler Jesus".
Sorry no idea how to spell Rotweiler, but feel free to insert the meanest dog you know.
For God so loved the world..........He didn't send a committee.