This is a bit off-the topic folks, so I apologise in advance.
I would get a nuclear-powered Russian submarine boat with one solid carbon-fibre sail which has a laser-sharpened ultra-mega-solid-sword on its very top. This sail is able to be remotely and electronically ejected whenever I need to look like a sailboat. The hydralic ejection mechanism is also nuclear powered so the sword has enough "zzzzzaaaaaang". Then I would go to the Cannes film festival and "park" my sub right underneath that of George Clooney and other sell-out actors and poke them a bit from underneath. Prior to that "poking-movie" I would silently eject myself from the submarine in a high-powered, quadruple-turbo loaded jet ski and sit on shore and play with my remote
control. With a nuclear submarine boat you will probably be able to avoid mooring fees
as well. I think if you fly to Murmansk you will probably get one ... get 3 and get the 4th for free! I only have around 100 nm sailing experience, but sailors need to harden up a bit. Whinge whinge, talk talk, design over design and not much substance. Think 16th century sailing. Get a boat, sail it a few weeks, and then head
out into the worst storm imaginable - if you survive the storm, then you have 10 years of sailing & emergency
experience covered in the duration of the storm, and if you don't --- oh well bad luck, but at least you lived as your adrenaline will surely be pumping hard. Thats MY attitude to sailing and full stop. ALL I dream about is a sailing boat. And don't worry, I won't cry for help as I will have chucked out my electronic devices prior to heading out INTO the storm. MANUAL navigation