OK! Everyone who is interested can send a Cashier's check made out to Bearer for $10,000 US to Post offce Box 12, Mount Idy, Delmarva USA and we'll get into production at the School
for the Halt and Lame in Costa Rica
And if I'm getting into the manufacturing business, I'm gonna lay down some rules:
1. No Options.
2. Bolting, gluing, tying or strapping anything to any part of the finished product voids the warranty and any implied merchantability
3. When any doubt exists concerning the liability for any mishap or malfunction
, the warranty expires.
4. Extended exposure to wet, damp or even humid conditions may adversely affect the performance and suitability of any component or structure of this product. Allow such conditions to occur at your own risk.
5. If we every said it would taste good, be less filling, go fast, or last a long time we take it back....