Sorry; it was meant to be humorous, not hurtful.
Of course, sometimes, the most painful and hurtful thing you can do to someone doesn't necessarily involve deception; it usually involves telling the truth.
"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal." ~ Oscar Wilde
Where are you gonna park that thing?
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"