26. Monos look good with a bowsprit
27. Mono owners would not get upset about a thread titled "101 reasons why Multis are better than Monos".
28. Monos are quieter (no constant whining from the Skipper
29. Monos are immune from Pirate attack
30. Monos can carry a decent sized Anchor
31. Mono owners do not get mistaken for the Bumfuzzles
32. God does not get so angry with Monos, so they are less likely to get struck by lightening
33. Monos have more space available onboard, as a Cat uses 3/4's of it's hull
space to carry the Skipper's ego.
34. Pirate Girl loves Monos
35. Monos have their escape hatches
not in the bottom of the hull
36. If you buy a Mono your wife's breasts will get bigger and your penis won't fall off