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Old 25-06-2014, 09:05   #1
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Married 30 Something...Hot As Hell Female...Seeks Older Man With A Boat

To run away with. Requirements: nice boat, warm weather, fruity drinks, calm disposition, knows how to treat a lady.

I have no experience on a boat but I'm a quick learner.
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Old 25-06-2014, 09:48   #2
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Re: Married 30 Something...Hot As Hell Female...Seeks Older Man With A Boat

This thread ought to get a few replies. You can probally start a compitition to see who gets the pleasure of your company.
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Old 25-06-2014, 09:59   #3
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Re: Married 30 Something...Hot As Hell Female...Seeks Older Man With A Boat

Please post up pic on this thread just to validate the description of yourself
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Re: Married 30 Something...Hot As Hell Female...Seeks Older Man With A Boat

Hot as Hell would be in the EYE OF THE BEHOLDER! Why would an older gentalman want to give you an allowance to honor his company. He could hire a lady of the night and save a bundle of money and grief!!!!
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Old 25-06-2014, 10:10   #5
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is a 3 way out of the question
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3 way? Who are the other 2?
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Sunset Sail,
Is your husband the jelous type or possibly dangerous? Just thinkin...
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Re: Married 30 Something...Hot As Hell Female...Seeks Older Man With A Boat

So why would a woman who wanted this say she was married?
If I were single, that would immediately turn me off, or is that just me being old fashioned and naive?
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To run away with. Requirements: nice boat, warm weather, fruity drinks, calm disposition, knows how to treat a lady.

I have no experience on a boat but I'm a quick learner.
I meet the requirements and I am in!
Lets start negotiating - how much are you paying to run away with me and all of what I have?
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3 way? Who are the other 2?
when hubby turns up?
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Re: Married 30 Something...Hot As Hell Female...Seeks Older Man With A Boat

Don't everyone get excited. Has to be a troll. Probably some 11 yo getting his entertainment.
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Hey, you guys are ruining it for us older sailors with unfulfillable dreams.
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If this is the "new" way to troll - more please!

Oh, and we want a picture of you holding up today's edition of your local newspaper...

Btw, if this is a broker posting in an attempt to get the tyre kickers off the fence this spring, well-done sir! /Bravo Broker!
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Btw, if this is a broker posting in an attempt to get the tyre kickers off the fence this spring, well-done sir! /Bravo Broker!
I'll admit it. The first thing I thought after reading the OP was "Damn, I need a boat!"
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Agreed pictures, no headshot is necessary as we wouldn't want to give away your identity to the lurking husband whom is surely watching over the internet. Just a body shot in a bikini will do to prove your authenticity!
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