Originally Posted by ShipShape
Actually, reading through this list again and replacing "bucket" with "man" works quite well. Maybe a bucket is the answer to my dreams!
Reminds me of my last husband ... talk about having a potted plant on board.
I would have cracked his pot if it would have made any difference.
Tell me more.
There are lots of reasons why a bucket is better than a man.
1 it wont run off with your sister, husband or offspring
2 it is usefull in supermarket.
3 it will only empty the bath/bilges not the fridge.
4 if the contents of drinks cabinet end in it you just add lemon and call it a punch.
5 it won't steal the Dink
6 it won't empty your bank accf.
7 a good bucket is easy to find
8 a bucket is never jeaulous of other buckets
9 If you leave a bucket it is usualy there when you come back.
10 buckets can multytask Carry potatoes and vegies
11 you can eat what you want when you want to with a bucket.