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Old 22-06-2010, 14:03   #46
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$1.85 is £1.24

Mackerel Feathers - £1.09

That leaves 15p to spend on..........string


7 hooks? is 7 fish. an hour

Enough to eat and some to sell...............to raise funds for a cash crop

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Old 22-06-2010, 14:14   #47
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Ran into a guy who lived off about about 60 a month SSI. He'd buy the staples he needed to live off of.. always pulled into the marina after dark to fill up on water, hung around the docks in his dink on the weekends drinking other peoples beer, and taking handouts whenever he could.. If you were giving away something, he would be the first in line and uasally turned it for a few bucks...
He lived on an old sailboat about 25 foot and most of his space, including his deck were full of junk he'd pick up and sell......
He did have a laid back life but was always scrounging for a dollar........
I know that guy. He lives in my marina and drank all my beer last weekend.
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I believe the only way to pull this scenario off is to start a religion, appoint yourself the new Grand Pope, and enjoy the tithe money to fund your floating mission.
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Old 22-06-2010, 15:30   #49
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After I've saved for three months and eaten the cottage cheese with dried pineapple, I'm gonna decorate the tub and busk. I can only play "Drunken Sailor", but I'll charge a dollar per person to sing custom made lyrics, such as:

"What do you do when you can't use Google?"
"Give him a solar cooker and a noodle"
"Stick him in a third world cell with his ex"
"Stand him on a corner and sell him for s..."
"Send him on a raft with nothing to eat"
"Put him in a robe and pray at his feet"
"Send off to Amsterdam for a packet of seed"
"Give him some weed and... um.... err... where were we?"

And then, because I can't sing either, I'll charge another dollar just to shut up.
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Old 23-06-2010, 17:45   #50
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Not my way but sure will work ;-)

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I've been out clubbing, but never for seal. Anyone got any good pick-up lines?

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Ah, but you had to be there in the 50's (and through the 60's), when I first fell in lust.

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Ah, but you had to be there in the 50's (and through the 60's), when I first fell in lust.
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I'm a bit later than you

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Out of principle I would still have to............

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Dam your principles!!!
I was still “alive” in the 80's, and rank Harry /w Bardot, who nonetheless was “first” in my heart (wherever) .
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If you had $1.85 a month to cruise on how would you do it?

Would you rob your neighbor for money?

Would you forge checks from your x wife's account?

Would you club baby seals?

Anyone?
I promise you that if you pay me $1.85 /month to go cruising I will not do any of the above. I will however need an ISP so I can listen to Gord and David argue about women.

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I promise you that if you pay me $1.85 /month to go cruising I will not do any of the above. I will however need an ISP so I can listen to Gord and David argue about women.

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Did Gord mary David's x wife?
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I don't think so but they are both welcome to marry mine. As for me I will take the $1.85 and see how far I can get. Retirement has to come someday. Wilson! Wilson!

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Did Gord mary David's x wife?
ROTFLMAO

Not sure if Gord is interested or not, but she does have some of the BB or Debbie Harry look about her nowadays - but to be fair to her, Cremation not good for the complexion The upside is she lost a few pounds . and doesn't talk quite so much. Usually
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