Anchoring and Dragging

[simonmd]

Funny indeed. I love watching husband and wife teams in a tight spot trying to moor up. The dialogue usualy goes like this,

Wife = ok love, just tell me what to do.

Husband = be ready to fend off against the quay wall hun

W = ok...

H = we're getting close, are you ready?

W = for what?

H= to fend off!

W = to what?

H = a fender, grab a fender and get it on the side quick!

W= WHAT?

H = get a bloody fender, we're about to hit the wall!

W = dont you talk to me like that!

H = jesus.....

CRUNCH