A Sailor's Dictionary:
Wild state in which a sailor acquires a boat.
Condition of being surrounded by boats.
1). Any of a number of heavy, hook-shaped devices that is dropped over the side of the boat on the end of a length of rope
and/or chain, and which is designed to hold a vessel securely in place until (a) the wind
exceeds 2 knots, (b) the owner and crew depart, or (c) 3 a.m.
2.) A device designed to bring up mud samples from the bottom at inopportune or unexpected times.
3). The thing rotting in the bilge
of every racing
A small light used to discharge the battery
Last guy out of the bar.
1). What unsteady folks should do in heavy weather
2). The last thing to grab as your falling overboard
Long, low-lying navigational hazard, usually awash, found at river mouths and harbor entrances, where it is composed of sand or mud, and ashore, where it is made of mahogany or some other dark wood. Sailors can be found in large numbers around both.
A situation in which waves strike a boat from the side, causing it to roll unpleasantly. This is one of the four directions from which wave action tends to produce extreme physical discomfort. The other three are `bow sea' (waves striking from the front), `following sea' (waves striking from the rear), and `quarter sea' (waves striking from any other direction).
1). Any horizontal surface whose total area does not exceed one half of the surface area of an average man at rest, onto which at least one liter of some liquid seeps during any 12-hour period and above which there are not less than 10 kilograms of improperly secured objects.
2). A little addition to the crew.
1). Break Out Another Thousand.
2). A hole in the water
surrounded by wood/plastic/steel/aluminium into which you pour all your money
Monetary unit for yachties, for the sake of simplicity with a fixed conversion ratio of 1.000 with the local currency.
1). Laterally mounted pole to which a sail is fastened. Often used during jibing to shift crew members to a fixed, horizontal position.
2). Called boom for the sound that's made when it hits crew in the head
on its way across the boat. For slow crew, it's called `boom, boom.'
What you get when the cockpit
seats are freshly painted.
1). The part of the boat that no one should have to work on. Temporary section of an offshore Catamaran
2). A physical act performed to acknowledge those who are applauding your fine sailing skills.
1). A very anal retentive sailor (see also Stern).
2). Discomfort suffered by sailors who drink too much.
A small uncomfortable area for wet sailors to attempt sleep.
The boat which, in a collision
situation, did not have the right-of-way. See PRIVILEGED VESSEL.
Sea condition characterized by the simultaneous disappearance of the wind
and the last cold beverage.
An abrasive sailcloth used to remove excess skin from knuckles
Any one of a number of substances introduced into the spaces between planks in the hull
and decking of a boat that give a smooth, finished appearance while still permitting the passage
of a significant amount of seawater.
A type of map which tells you exactly where you are aground.
Sudden and usually unpleasant surprise suffered by Spanish seaman.
An electromechanical switching unit intended to prevent the flow of electricity under normal operating conditions and, in the case of a short circuit, to permit
the electrification of all conductive metal fittings throughout the boat. Available at most novelty shops.
An indication from the skipper
as to what he might do next.
Club, Yacht Club, Racing
Troublesome seasonal accumulation in costal areas of unpleasant marine
organisms with stiff necks and clammy extremities. Often present in large numbers during summer months when they clog inlets, bays, and coves, making navigation
almost impossible. The infestations are most serious along the coasts of Conneticut, Massachusetts
, and Maine
. They can be effectively dislodged with dynamite, but, alas, archaic federal laws rule
out this option.
1). Cash Over Board.
2). Play ducks and drakes with BOAT's
A term not used in conjunction with racing yachts (see also Interior).
1.) Another name for a hole to fall into. (see also Hatch)
2.) A double berth.
The direction in which a skipper
wishes to steer his boat and from which the wind is blowing. Also, the language that results by not being able to.
Heavy, stationary objects used on shipboard to hold down charts
, anchor cushions
in place and dampen sudden movements of the boom.
1). Waterborne pleasure journey embarked on by one or more people. A cruise
may be considered successful if the same number of individuals who set out on it arrive, in roughly the same condition they set out in, at some piece of habitable dry land, with or without the boat.
2). Fixing your boat in exotic locations.
A Sly Pig or a complicated term for a downhaul.
Tidal flow that carries a boat away from its desired destination
, or toward a hazard.
A course leading directly to a reef.
Getting up to check the anchor at 0300.
A complete set of playing cards.
Any departure from the Captainís orders.
The sound of the shipís bell.
When you dock
your boat and canít find it later.
International signals which indicate that a boat is in danger
. For example, in:
American waters: the sudden appearance of lawyers, the pointing of fingers, and repression of memories;
Italian waters: moaning, weeping, and wild gesticulations;
French waters: fistfights, horn blowing, and screamed accusations;
Spanish waters: boasts, taunts, and random gunfire;
Irish waters: rhymthic grunting, the sound of broken glass, and the detonation of small explosive devices;
Japanese waters: shouted apologies, the exchange of calling cards, and minor self-inflected wounds;
waters: doffed hats, the burning of toast, and the spilling of tea.
Sailboats are equipped with a variety of engines, but all of them work on the internal destruction principle, in which highly machined parts
are rapidly converted into low-grade scrap, producing in the process energy in the form of heat, which is used to boil bilge water
; vibration, which improves the muscle tone of the crew; and a small amount of rotational force, which drives the average size sailboat at sppeds approaching a furlong per fortnight.
A line circling the earth at a point equidistant from both poles which separates the oceans into the North Danger
Zone and the South Danger Zone.
A place you have marked on the chart where you are sure you are not.
custom establishes a code of social behavior and nautical courtesy for every conceivable occasion. Thus, for example, a boat belonging to another boatman is always referred to as a "scow", a "tub", or a "pig-boat". When one skipper goes aboard another's boat, he does not hesitate to tell him frankly about any drawbacks or disadvantages he finds in comparison to his own craft. Sailors welcome every opportunity to improve their vessels, and so he knows that his remarks will be greatly appreciated. When one sailboat passes another, it is customary for the captain
of the passing boat to make a bladderlike sound with his lips and tongue, and for the captain of the passed boat to return the courtesy by offering a smart salute consisting of a quick upward movement of the right hand with the second digit extended.
To cause conscious crew members to become frantic and yell "Man overboard".
Decorative dummy found on sailboats. See CAPTAIN.
necessary for skippers to practice shouting instructions to.
Any of an number of signalling pennants or ensigns, designed to be flown upside down, in the wrong place, in the wrong order, or at an inappropriate time.
Tubular metal container used on shipboard for storing dead batteries prior to their disposal.
The portion of an anchor that digs securely into the bottom, holding the boat in place; also, any occasion when this occurs on the first try.
First guy to the bar.
Breeze produced by flying turkey
and liquor supplied by the owner.
Sailboats without auxiliary engines do not require fuel
as such, but an adequate supply of a pale yellow carbonated beverage with a 10 percent to 12 percent alcohol content is essential to the operation of all recreational craft.
1. Ancient: Aspect of seafaring associated with slavery
2. Modern: Aspect of seafaring associated with slavery
Movable mountings often found on shipboard lamps, compasses, etc., which provide dieting passengers an opportunity to observe the true motions of the ship in relation to them, and thus prevent any recently ingested food
from remaining in their digestive systems long enough to be converted into unwanted calories.
A common way to get unruly guests off your boat.
A great way to end up on Port Tack right in front of the whole
Fleet that's approaching the mark on Starboard.
Something that only breaks or jams when you're winning.
A hole to fall into. (see also Companionway)
1.) Any boat over 2 feet in length.
2.) The skipper of any such craft.
3.) Any body of water.
4.) Any body of land within 100 yards of any body of water.
Leaving the boat toilet seat up. When boat skipper is female, leaving the head up is a serious offence.
What you are making if you canít get the toilet to work.
What you do when youíve eaten too much Ho.
1). Newcomers quite often find themselves heaving too.
2). What seasick sailors do.
The nut attached to the rudder
through a steering
A term not used in conjunction with racing yachts.
The part of a race
that resembles a political debate.
"Hey baby, want to go sailing?"
A dialect of the English
language peculiar to certain peoples of African heritage.
1). To speak in jib
2). To speak an untruth.
3.) Either you like it or you donít and it gets you.
1.) A very heavy depth sounder
only used on leaners.
2.) Term used by 1st mate after too much heel by skipper.
A sailboat with good wine in the cabin
Anyone on board who wishes he were not.
The number of degrees off course allowed a guest.
Most Yacht Racers when they're not Racing.
In maritime use, the ability to keep persons on board ship without resorting to measures which substantially violate applicable state and federal statutes
A situation calling for LEADERSHIP
A crewmember that never seems to have a dime when its time to pay for drinks or meals
Brother of Jay Ward, creator of Bullwinkle and Rocky.
Any personal flotation device that will keep an individual who has fallen off a vessel above water long enough to be run over by it or another rescue
The Front part of a sail that everyone but the helmsman seems to pay attention to (see also Telltales)
Something racers do to each other to catch the back of the fleet Head (see Stern Pulpit)
facility. Among the few places, under admiralty law, where certain forms of piracy
are still permitted, most marinas
have up-to-date facilities for the disposal of excess amounts of U.S. currency that may have accumulated on board ship, causing a fire hazard.
A religious service
performed at the waterfront.
A relativistic measure of surface distance over water - in theory, 6076.1 feet. In practice, a number of different values for the nautical mile have been observed while under sail, for example: after 4 p.m., approximately 40,000 feet; in winds of less than 5 knots, about 70,000 feet; and during periods of threatening weather
in harbor approaches, around 100,000 feet.
An object you canít find.
The act of bringing a boat to a complete stop in a relatively protected coastal area in such a fashion that it can be sailed away again in less than one week's time by the same number of people who moored it without heavy equipment
and no more than $100 in repairs
A sailboat that alternates between sail/rigging problems and engine
problems, and with some booze in the cabin
A line you use to tow the dingy... also especially useful for preventing Tack.
A form of movable internal ballast which tends to accumulate on the leeward side of sailboats once sea motions commence.
Traditional units of angular measurement from the viewpoint of someone on board a vessel. They are:
Straight ahead of you, right up there;
Just a little to the right of the front;
Right next to that thing up there;
Between those two things;
Right back there, look;
Over that round doohickey;
Off the right corner;
Back over there;
Right behind us.
Pop the Chute:
The sound a Poly Chute makes just as it blows apart.
An alcoholic beverage made from fermented grape juice and served aboard a sailboat.
A glass-covered opening in the hull
designed in such a way that when closed (while at sea) it admits light and water, and when open (while at anchor) it admits, light, air, and insects (except in Canadian waters, where most species are too large to gain entry in this manner).
Technical maritime term for customs
procedure on entering foreign waters. When passing through customs
, particularly in the tropics - the most common foreign destination
for American pleasure craft - it is customary to display a small amount of that country's official currency in a conspicuous place and to transfer it to the officer who examines the boat's documents during the parting handshake. A nice sharp slap on the back as the captain effects the transfer shows he cares about appearances. And it is by no means out of place for the skipper to add a friendly word or two, such as "Here, Sparky, this is for you. Why don't you go out and buy yourself some joy juice and get stupid?" incidentally, these inspectors are justly proud of their educational attainments, and the savvy boat owner can win some fast friends by remarking with surprise and admiration on their ability to read and write.
The vessel which in a collision
was "in the right". If there were witnesses, the owner could bring an admiralty court case - know as a "wet suit" or a "leisure suit" - against the owner of the other boat, and if he proves "shiplash", he could collect a tidy sum.
designed to wind up at high speed any lines or painters left hanging over the stern.
Bank reservered for 25 cent coins.
Affectionate slang term for ship's captain.
An intricate docking
maneuver sometimes used by experienced skippers.
Popular nautical contact sport
Rapture of the Deep:
Also known as nautical narcosis. Its symptoms include an inability to use common words, such as up, down, left, right, front, and back, and their substitution with a variety of gibberish which the sufferer believes to make sense; a love of small, dark, wet places; an obsessive desire to be surrounded by possessions of a nautical nature, such as lamps made from running lights and tiny ship's wheels; and a conviction that objects are moving when they are in fact standing still. This condition is incurable.
A bad, bad thing for a bowman out on the spinnaker
Easiest way to get the oncoming watch on deck
1). A large, heavy, vertically mounted, hydrodynamically contoured steel
plate with which, through the action of a tiller or wheel
, it is possible, during brief intervals, to point a sailing vessel in a direction which, due to a combination of effects caused by tide, current
, the force and direction of the wind, the size and angle of the waves, and the shape of the hull, it does not wish to go.
2). More Discourteous. Bob was rude, but George was even rudder.
Three or more crew waiting for a beverage.
1). The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill, while going nowhere slowly at great expense.
2). Standing fully clothed in an ice-cold shower
tearing up boat bucks* as fast as you can go.
(*) see also "Boat Bucks"
A sailboat with a fully stocked liquor cabinet in the cabin.
A sailor that has a fetish for wet soggy nylon.
1). An entertaining, albeit expensive, device, which, together with a good atlas, is of use in introducing the boatman to many interesting areas of the earth's surface which he and his craft are not within 1,000 nautical mailes of.
2). A cover suspended over the cabin and cockpit
to shade certain recreational activity.
1.) A line made to rip gloves or hands part. Has ability to tangle on anything.
2.) A cool, damp, salty night covering.
A boat is said to be shipshape when every object that is likely to contribute to the easy handling of the vessel or the comfort of the crew has been put in a place from which it cannot be retrieved in less than 30 minutes.
Due to restricted space, limited water supplies, and the difficulty of generating hot water, showers on board ship are quite different from those taken ashore. Although there is no substitute for direct experience, a rough idea of a shipboard shower can be obtained by standing naked for two minutes in a closet with a large, wet dog.
used in connection with a wake.
A sailboat with beer
and/or wine in the cabin.
use to spend a lot of time at sea. They must have been shaped very differently in those days
One of the most useful tools for engine repair; in come cases, the only suitable tool. Not currently manufactured.
An extremely large, lightweight, balloon-shaped piece of sailcloth frequently trailed in the water off the bow in a big bundle to slow the boat down.
Method of joining two ropes by weaving together the individual strands of which they are composed. The resulting connection is stronger than any knot
. Splicing is something of an art and takes a while to master. You can work on perfecting your technique at home by practicing knitting a pair of socks or a stocking cap out of a pound or so of well-cooked noodles.
A rigger over 30.
1.) A motion picture produced by George Lucas. Science Fiction.
2.)A special board used by skippers for navigation
(usually with "Port" on the opposite side.)
The hole made in a competitors boat when your helmsman misjudges a Port/Starboard crossing
A facial expression frequently seen on the faces of very serious skippers (see also Bulkhead).
A wave thatís just great.
1). To shift the course of a sailboat from a direction far to the right, say, of the direction in which one wishes to go, to a direction far to the left of it.
2). Good manners.
3). A common sticky substance left in the cockpit and on deck by other people's kids
, usually in the form of foot- or hand-prints. (See Gybe for removal
A kind term for a Smart Ass or Arrogant SOB or Dumb Ass or Lucky SOB.
Stories about the skipper's last race
Stub your "toe"? Well then, it's time to brush up on your nomenclature! In nautical terms, a toe is a catchcleat or snagtackle. A few others: head - boomstop; leg - bruisefast; and hand - blistermitten.
Operator of farm equipment.
Wind strong enough to raise a toupee.
As worn by yacht club members and other shore hazards, a distinctive form of dress intended to be visible at a distance of at least 50 meters which serves to warn persons in the vicinity of the long winds and dense masses of hot air associated with these tidal bores.
Name of German sea dog.
High-fiction coating applied as a gloss over minor details in personal nautical recollections to improve their audience-holding capacity over frequent retellings.
Marked tendency of a sailboat to turn into the wind, even when the rudder is centered. This is easily countered by wedging a heavy object against the tiller. See CREW.
A thing you grind till it squeals.
1). A thing you grind till it squeals.
2). A female practicer of the occult. A sorceress.
Sound made by Vang when he wishes to be fed.
Sound made by Vang to show that he doesn't like that dry, lumpy dog food you put in his dish.
Useful accessory if that dry, lumpy dog food is all you happen to have on board.
Form of coastal marine life found in many harbors in the Northern Hemisphere generally thought to occupy a position on the evolutionalry scale above algae, but somewhat below the cherrystone clam.
1). Southern version of ahoy.
2). A sailboat from South Carolina, with some good bourbon stored down yonder in the cabin.
A warm, pleasand breeze named after the mythical Greek god of wishful thinking, false hopes, and unreliable forecasts.
~~_/)_~~ (Gord & Maggie - "Southbound")