Much speculation about lightning
strikes and unscientific talk of odds. The possibility may be a million to one but, somewhere in the world, there are certainly more than a million people swimming. So, statistically, someone's going to get it. Remember, to you, in mid ocean, it only needs to happen once.
I have an informal arrangement with the toothy fellas; I don't put on air tanks
and go and bother them; they don't put on water tanks
and come and bother me. So far both sides have scrupulously observed this deal.