Not even the Greek Prime Minister knows what is going to happen. Next we will be having fights over the Chinese, the Russian or the Italian Mafia taking over Greece
Salty and me have put an offer in to run the country. Its a simple plan. We will pay everyone $1000 a week. Everyone.
We will then tax everyone $500 a week, and charge $500 a week rent on their houses, even if they own it. This will encourage the Greeks to adopt the boating
community and cook food
at a cheap
rate, sell wine at a cheap
rate and clean and fix the boats at a cheap rate. Salty reckons that if we let the Populace keep half of what they make, and give us the rest,, we can have the country debt free in a few years.
Salty is also going to start a Monkey Sanctuary on one of the Islands.
We reckon $20 a night per berth in a marina, regardless of boat size (or $200 a month paid in advance) will soon drag all the business from Monaco and if we put a racing
circuit in........ wow!
We will however have expenses. We need to buy extra hobs for every restaurant so as to heat the food
up a bit.......
We can do this guys...... we can sort Greece out!