Actually this is the best CL ad ever.
Two years ago, I got this mower from the "free stuff" section here. The prior owner had purchased it new, yet the mower mysteriously quit working after just a few cuts. In an effort to fix his shnazzy new machine, he replaced nearly every part, as is evidenced by the box of extra components (that I've only added to). Nothing worked, so the kind fellow (possibly Satan's minion) gave it away. Me, a former atheist who thought himself savvy with electronics
, picked it up. I narrowed the problem down to one of the few remaining components that hadn't been replaced. No dice, swapping it out did nothing, it was money
down the drain. I went on to replace
everything else. It should work! EVERYTHING HAS BEEN REPLACED, ALL OF IT!!!
Why, why, why is this happening?!?!?! My fragile ego has been destroyed, and life will never be the same. My court-appointed therapist insists that I do not put any more effort into this torturous device, besides, I've moved on to
wallpapering every room of my house with pages from the bible.
Here's the thing, the motor
works, the two batteries hold a charge, and everything else checks out, BUT IT WILL NOT RUN! AAHHHHHH#$%@$%!!! If you have a few goats to sacrifice and the time to troubleshoot this spawn of Satan, or maybe just wire your own switch and circuit into it (not advised under a full moon), the mower will work. I don't mean work as in cut your grass, I mean work as in the spell it will put on you and your loved ones. You will be overcome!
Take the mower... take it! Includes:Neuton EM 5.1 Mower Manual and Paperwork, 2 Batteries and Chargers, Clipping Collection Bag, Enough Extra Parts
to Build a Second Mower,Gray Hair, Loud Cursing, and Dismay, The Ability to Spin Your Head
360 Degrees. The mower has to go to someone who knows what they're doing with electronics
and has strong ties to the church, because I'm not stupid (up for debate after this venture), nor was the previous owner, yet we both ended up in need of a priest. This is a $700 mower, with $200 in extra parts
, at and least 1.2 million dollars worth of invested labor. For free! My only request is that you share what the problem was, and pray for my salvation.
Also, you have to agree not to give Neuton any more money
, albeit for parts or service
, they've already made enough off of their deal with the devil.
Can meet in 4-Corners or Belgrade, in the parking lot of your choice. Bring
. I may just drive by and throw the mower out of the car at 70 miles an hour. If your life is easy and you smile too often, I can change that, just send over an email