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Old 06-11-2011, 12:52   #31
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Hi I am looking for a position as you describe. I am a very pretty sexy genuine 37 year old, who looks 30. Have sailing experience and double degree in finance and statistics. Work in investment management but want to take a break from it. No baggage. No children or partner, just love being on the water. MKaren
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Don't know Ken, I thought of you for this job right off at the orginal post before everything got started with the replies. Even if you are the chef who resulted in rack of lamb with potato chips for dinner.
I would take the job but my legs dont look that good in a skirt,,,,toooo much hair. as for the lamb,,,,,well how many guest show up with rack of lamg from new zealand???? why complain about the potato chips,,,i could not fit the risotto and shittaki mushroom bordelaise sauce in the back pack. HEY,,,, how come we had no dessert that day???,,suppose I am getting blamed for that one toooo
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Hate to ruin your fun but under US Federal EEO legislation if he has <= 15 employees he can discriminate in employment any way he wants to.
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. HEY,,,, how come we had no dessert that day???,,suppose I am getting blamed for that one toooo

what are you talking about, no dessert,.................. I'm positive there was beer on the boat!
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what are you talking about, no dessert,.................. I'm positive there was beer on the boat!

I was talking about how come you had no B&B with franglica in a snifter for me?? Not even a nice auturo fuente maduro cigar to enjoy the B&B with. somehow colt 45 beer in a brown paper bag just does not do it for me.
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Hi I am looking for a position as you describe. I am a very pretty sexy genuine 37 year old, who looks 30. Have sailing experience and double degree in finance and statistics. Work in investment management but want to take a break from it. No baggage. No children or partner, just love being on the water. My number is +61410712555. Please call if interested. Karen
If the 103' Motor Yacht thing don't work out, then how about a 30' sailing boat with 6 months of refit to go - based in Northern Europe (it's presently 90 degrees in the shade ). No special skills required - an ability not to epoxy anything to forehead would make your skills slightly above mine

Me is mid 40's, but act younger (like a 7 yo ) and facially look like a chimpanzee's butt crack (over here it's this season's look )..........but lots of baggage, including a dead wife, (large photo of her in Saloon and above the bunks.....and boat named after her )....upside to that is probably safe from unwanted advances downside is her eyes kinda follow yer around the saloon

If interested send pics of own paintbrushes (not a euphemism ).


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DOJ I am interested,,, do you like hairy legs?????
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DOJ I am interested,,, do you like hairy legs?????
Not really

I'll put you down as a "maybe"
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this could be us DOJ,, just u and me
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I'll put you down as a "maybe"
i can shave or do a wax job which ever your prefer but the hair will grow back after time.
i do like cuddling at night under the stars
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Somehow I thought you'd be taller.....
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i always thought it was not the size but the motion. maybe I am wrong

I think we both got issues
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I was talking about how come you had no B&B with franglica in a snifter for me?? Not even a nice auturo fuente maduro cigar to enjoy the B&B with.

I don't even know what this stuff is. Heck you knew I sailed a Hunter so ...............

And based on your advances to David I'm glad I didn't take you out alone!
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i always thought it was not the size but the motion. maybe I am wrong
Yeah, you be wrong

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it is something about the hairy face,,,,,,well I say no more,,,, as for the hunter,,,well it was very comfortable even if we had no dessert. tell you what,,, i will trade you my Ferrari for your hunter.
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