10-09-2008, 09:16
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Boat: Morgan, O.I. 33' Dutch Treat
Posts: 414
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First Mate Wanted
Hello,
I am looking for a First Mate to share my life with and it seams to be very hard to find. Some of the things I am looking for are;
Must be a young very attractive female, Very fit, Have sailing experience, Great Cook, Rich, Loves to clean.
Must be willing to put up with all my bull, Must not be a gold digger, understand that the boat comes before her at all times.
As I read this i am starting to understand why i can not find her. lol
If you fit what i am looking for please contact me.
John
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10-09-2008, 11:05
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#2
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fairfield Harbour, New Bern, NC
Boat: Down East 45 Brigantine schooner
Posts: 1,322
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I hope you find her, and if she's got a sister let me know.
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10-09-2008, 11:10
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#3
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Minneapolis MN
Boat: Delphia 37
Posts: 221
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnar
, Have sailing experience, Great Cook, Rich, Loves to clean.
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I might even take her brother with those qualifications!
Ok, maybe not....
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10-09-2008, 12:02
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#4
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 27
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Good luck with that.....
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10-09-2008, 12:34
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#5
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Eternal Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Las Brisas Panama AGAIN!
Boat: Simpson, Catamaran, 46ft. IMAGINE
Posts: 4,507
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I dare not open my big pie hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-09-2008, 13:16
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#6
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Eternal Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Port Ludlow, WA (NW corner of Puget Sound)
Boat: 30' William Atkin cutter
Posts: 1,496
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnar
Hello,
I am looking for a First Mate to share my life with and it seams to be very hard to find. Some of the things I am looking for are;
Must be a young very attractive female, Very fit, Have sailing experience, Great Cook, Rich, Loves to clean.
Must be willing to put up with all my bull, Must not be a gold digger, understand that the boat comes before her at all times.
As I read this i am starting to understand why i can not find her. lol
If you fit what i am looking for please contact me.
John
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Even with most of the difficult variables eliminated, ie: a male that is somewhat fit, has some knowledge of boats, (I can cook) has enough income to pay their way and is not a slob and can tolerate close quarters (separate cabins on a 30' sailboat) with another guy. Also not a gold digger and understand that the boat comes first at all times.
Doesn't even have to be for life, just a sail to Alaska next summer to/from Puget Sound...
Even that is hard to find
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10-09-2008, 13:55
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#7
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Boat: Morgan, O.I. 33' Dutch Treat
Posts: 414
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lol thank you all after i posted this i was a little worried people would not take it as a joke.
I was just bored this morning
John
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10-09-2008, 14:06
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#8
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Eternal Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Las Brisas Panama AGAIN!
Boat: Simpson, Catamaran, 46ft. IMAGINE
Posts: 4,507
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BORED????????
Any time your bored there's a red cat than can use SOME kind of WORK just at the end of your dock!!!!!!
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10-09-2008, 14:23
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#9
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Boat: Morgan, O.I. 33' Dutch Treat
Posts: 414
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Nope sorry didnt see any Kitty cat at all. lol
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10-09-2008, 15:47
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#10
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Ohio
Boat: Now boatless :-(
Posts: 11,580
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnar
Must be a young very attractive female, Very fit, Have sailing experience, Great Cook, Rich, Loves to clean.
Must be willing to put up with all my bull, Must not be a gold digger, understand that the boat comes before her at all times.
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"own boat is a plus - send picture of boat for reply..."
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10-09-2008, 15:54
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#11
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Boat: Morgan, O.I. 33' Dutch Treat
Posts: 414
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yes it would be very nice if her boat was better than mine.
John
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11-09-2008, 06:17
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#12
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
Location: New Bern, NC
Boat: Prout Manta 38' Catamaran - Sunspot Baby
Posts: 1,521
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You left out certified welder and expert diesel mechanic.
George
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She took my address and my name
Put my credit to shame
Sunspot Baby, sure had a real good time
Bob Seger
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11-09-2008, 07:11
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#13
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: FL
Posts: 646
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sunspot Baby
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And: 'Must have own tools.'
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11-09-2008, 07:13
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#14
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Back to the game
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Medellin, Colombia
Boat: Pearson Countess 44 wannabe
Posts: 545
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look for her at eBay
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JC
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11-09-2008, 07:24
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#15
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Eternal Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Las Brisas Panama AGAIN!
Boat: Simpson, Catamaran, 46ft. IMAGINE
Posts: 4,507
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I forget the lady's name whose boyfriend sunk her boat.......A PERFECT MATCH!!!!!!!
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