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Old 10-09-2008, 10:16   #1
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I am looking for a First Mate to share my life with and it seams to be very hard to find. Some of the things I am looking for are;

Must be a young very attractive female, Very fit, Have sailing experience, Great Cook, Rich, Loves to clean.

Must be willing to put up with all my bull, Must not be a gold digger, understand that the boat comes before her at all times.

As I read this i am starting to understand why i can not find her. lol

If you fit what i am looking for please contact me.


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, Have sailing experience, Great Cook, Rich, Loves to clean.
I might even take her brother with those qualifications!

Ok, maybe not....
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Good luck with that.....
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Hello,

I am looking for a First Mate to share my life with and it seams to be very hard to find. Some of the things I am looking for are;

Must be a young very attractive female, Very fit, Have sailing experience, Great Cook, Rich, Loves to clean.

Must be willing to put up with all my bull, Must not be a gold digger, understand that the boat comes before her at all times.

As I read this i am starting to understand why i can not find her. lol

If you fit what i am looking for please contact me.


John
Even with most of the difficult variables eliminated, ie: a male that is somewhat fit, has some knowledge of boats, (I can cook) has enough income to pay their way and is not a slob and can tolerate close quarters (separate cabins on a 30' sailboat) with another guy. Also not a gold digger and understand that the boat comes first at all times.
Doesn't even have to be for life, just a sail to Alaska next summer to/from Puget Sound...
Even that is hard to find
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Old 10-09-2008, 14:55   #7
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lol thank you all after i posted this i was a little worried people would not take it as a joke.


I was just bored this morning


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BORED????????

Any time your bored there's a red cat than can use SOME kind of WORK just at the end of your dock!!!!!!
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Nope sorry didnt see any Kitty cat at all. lol
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yes it would be very nice if her boat was better than mine.


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