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Old 31-05-2013, 14:28   #1
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Ex-Lingerie/Bikini model wanted for crew

I would like to find female crew between 25-30 years old. No boating experience needed, as long as you can make a good sandwich and look good in a thong bikini. But rowing skills would be a major benefit!

It might be a tight fit in my boat, but I'm sure we can figure it out.

Would like to start you off rowing in the Caribbean and then perhaps a circumnavigation if things work out.

You would be expected to pay for drink and food to keep the captain happy.

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Old 31-05-2013, 17:45   #2
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Re: Ex-Lingerie/Bikini model wanted for crew

I am available after I have my sex change operation. Probably even look good in a bikini. Other activities you have in mind might be difficult at first, but "we can figure it out".
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It's all good as long as you can make a decent sandwich!
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Male or female?
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Old 01-06-2013, 11:09   #5
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Male or female?
Clearly states female in the ad.
"I would like to find female crew between 25-30 years old."

Everyone knows women make way better sandwiches! I might even get lucky and find one that cuts off the crust for me.
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Re: Ex-Lingerie/Bikini model wanted for crew

He never said human because it's not going to happen with a human female, none I have ever met at least. Unfortunately, dogs do not live that long.
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Damn Mike.... I know your wife can burn Iced Tea, but you going to that length for a sammich is quite the statement! BTW, congrats; I see you lost some weight in your picture!
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Are you 100% sure about the female part? Maybe you should try something new. I'm already married, sorry, but you'll double your odds if you're just a little more flexible about gender.
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Omg can you keep the sun on me. What's that smell? Mister captain my false eye lash fell in the potato salad. If you chew it could you tell me. Is it okay that I just flushed my applicator and my scented personnel wipes into that head thing?
Never mind it says no I shouldn't do that.
If I flushed those once its okay cause it worked before right? Honey captain the head toilet thing is gurgling and won't flush anymore.
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Hey, is my boat bugged? How did you know about all that?
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Great picture... I'm rollin'...........
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Hey, is my boat bugged? How did you know about all that?
Years and experience. Disclaimer the cf pros would consider me inadequate to choose good anchor gear, keep the sun steady, forecast and change the weather, have adequate safety gear, maintain my outboard, rig the sails, run the engine, stop the waves, earn enough, use a snubber hook up electronics,crimp a terminal flush a toilet. why am I listening to you? Nah nah nah I can't here you. Fingers stuck in ears moticon thing that I am too incompetent to figure out how to post.
Jeez god I'm anchored on a boat and what should I do? Have you seen what the sun is doing to my hair? Omg where is my skin oil?
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