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Old 30-01-2008, 14:44   #1
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Deck candy needed for BVIs March 6,2008

We are four unattached, safe, sane and normal professional businessmen and experienced sailors from Boston heading to Tortola in March chartering a 48ft cat and we need fun, happy, beautiful women to join us for a week of good food, drinks and fun. Send a short note telling us why we should pick you and pictures.....come on, let's play!!
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Old 30-01-2008, 14:56   #2
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Single white male enjoys long walks on the beach....err whoops which thread am I in?

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Old 30-01-2008, 15:05   #3
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This is definitely a begginer sailing post.... lol Girls aren't as attracted to sailboats as we all wish they were... ha ha

Take it from me. I had a boat in college and tried to use it to get girls. Never worked once. Sure, once I knew them I could load it up with girls, but it doesn't work as an opener.

Dude... this is *not* the way to get chicks for your charter...

You're going to have to do one of these things:

1) Get your butts out to the bars in Boston and put in some work

2) Call up friends of friends (girls) and see who might want to go

3) Get on MySpace and get to work

4) Go to the Golden Banana and start spending and asking strippers (and you'll have to pay them to come)

5) Rent some ladies of the evening

This ad ain't gonna score you babe #1...

Why?

Girls don't want to go on long trips on sailboats with guys they don't know and have never seen. You have to know them first, or else meet them shortly before your charter.

Now get out there and find some girls! Maybe as a group in Boston you could convince another group (of girls) to go.

Last tip: Don't call them deck candy!! lol
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4) Go to the Golden Banana
There is an establishment thus named? Address please? It sounds fantastic!
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It sounds like the Boston legal cast to me! Denny Crane!

Lock and load.

I love that show.
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Try "Plenty of Fish" singles forum. I'm sure you will catch something there.
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Good Luck....

All I could find was this website where a couple of blokes describe their vacation.

It is nice to have a bit of eye candy around. If it is really important I would expect that you would have to pay and fly in professional models.
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It sounds like the Boston legal cast to me! Denny Crane!

Lock and load.

I love that show.
Me too, irwinsailor, but I think I have a touch of the Mad Cow!

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It sounds like the Boston legal cast to me! Denny Crane!

Lock and load.

I love that show.
LOL. Me too.

Mind you they never seem to be short of beautiful women.
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I'll have to agree with Sullivan, you will have to do a little leg work. Especially in Boston. I would recommend that you sail down to Florida and pick up the "deck candy" there. But, you will have to have a very flash boat as you will be competing with mega-yachts and $4Million + cruisers.

I know that if you have a very flash boat, it will be very easy to get girls to come aboard. But, you will also have to play a part of an International Wealthy Industrialist or retired "dot com" billionaire.

Regardless of what you look like, if you are dripping off money, the girls will find YOU. You just need to have that flash yacht, hang out at the most exclusive yacht clubs or clubs and keep your story straight!!

Good luck on your "hunting" for deck candy!! Let us know how it turns out and take tons of pics to share with us!
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Try here . It's a crew search forum. Tons of women looking for boats to crew on. This is the search page. Check the boxes indicating a social rather than professional inquiry.

Search and Find a Crewâ„¢

If this works... all you single guys owe me one... ...
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Try here . It's a crew search forum. Tons of women looking for boats to crew on.
That sounds like what these guys are looking for, and "crew" contains 80% of the letters.

My guess is this is a put-on by a teenager somewhere, sitting at his keyboard, making mischief and snickering.

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I agree with Tao. Nice one Junior. Now go toilet paper your neighbors house.
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Exactly, that's why I was giving him the building blocks to further his game in his incredible life.....
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I remember bunch of guys arguing over what women liked best, cruisers or sportbikes. Someone who was paying attention (to women) finally pointed out that the really cute chicks like Vespas.
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