Challenge: Youngest Goat to Circumnavigate? - Page 6

sabray · 30-09-2009, 09:34

has saltamander forgotten to hit ok on the spot system.
Or... I hate to think what might have become of the little guy.
Turned turtle
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canucksailor · 30-09-2009, 10:43

As you can see, there are also goats working in the boating industry. This youngster is training as a dockhand, at Reedsville VA.

barnakiel · 30-09-2009, 14:08

Hi,

I feel I must warn you that for some time now someone has been trying to steal your (ours) ideas - just click at European PT Cruiser Forum and you will see that the hottest thread there is on a 16 y.o. trying to do exactly what we envisioned for OUR GOAT.

I think we better start looking for sponsors and get the thing going or else the other young thing will simply steal our project, go for it and make it first.

Everybody: which companies should we ask for sponsorship?

I thought of the following potentials:

B&Goat,
Mount Goat Rum,
Goat & Olufsen,

We could also try to get the honorary patronage of the City of Goathenburg, Sweden - they are a sailing nation them vikings, and they love goat cheese.

barnie

LtBrett · 30-09-2009, 14:54

What started out as kidding has gotten a bit long in the tooth. You can't milk a pun this long without sounding cheesy and fetad. If the goat (affectionately "Cabrito") wants to earn his chevrons as a sailor, so be it. Stop trying to curry favor with the goat lobby. If Cabrito succeeds, we'll toast him. If he fails, I say let him stew!

Brett

**David M** · 30-09-2009, 15:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by LtBrett

What started out as kidding has gotten a bit long in the tooth. You can't milk a pun this long without sounding cheesy and fetad. If the goat (affectionately "Cabrito") wants to earn his chevrons as a sailor, so be it. Stop trying to curry favor with the goat lobby. If Cabrito succeeds, we'll toast him. If he fails, I say let him stew!

Brett

Oh come on, has the humor gotten that baaaaaad?

canucksailor · 30-09-2009, 15:05

Curried goat LtBrett? MMMMMM - one of my faves.....

canucksailor · 30-09-2009, 15:16

This is the site for the Vendée Goat, isn't it?

zeehag · 30-09-2009, 16:57

ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d thread...foflmfao---goata love this thread and i still think scapegoat is a goat name for the ship lol----and the goat lol....
scrape goat??????

sabray · 30-09-2009, 18:48

All my efforts to stop this have failed. looks like Goats are gonna ewe what goats are gonna doo.
Guess Im eating crow.

Crock Pot Crow

Ingredients
12 - 16 pieces of crow breast meat (no bones) (6 - 8 crows)
2 cups barbecue sauce
1 cup water
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1/3 cup of chopped onions
1/3 cup of chopped green peppers
salt and black pepper to taste Preparation
Shred crow breasts into as small pieces as possible. Add to crock pot with all other ingredients. Cook in crock pot for 6 hours on low. Serve over rolls or bread. Makes 4 servings.

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Pelagic · 03-10-2009, 06:19

Goat Jokes & Puns

"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat".
"How long have you felt like that"?
..... "Since I was a kid".

Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: ...He didn't see the ewe turn.

Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
..... Because they're always butting in.

What do you call a goat's beard?
.... A goatee.

How do you keep a goat from charging?
..... You take his credit card away!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat??
..... You get a hare in your milk!

Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat??
..... Because the goat always butts in!

What do you call an unemployed goat?
..... Billy Idol!

What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
....... Billy Ocean!

What do you call a goat with a beard?
....... Goatee!

What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm?
.........A goat

Goat Golf Joke

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a billy goat standing next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Baahh. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. " Baahh. 9 Iron."

He looks at the billy goat and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the billy goat, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky goat, eh?" The billy goat reply's " Baahh. Lucky goat."

The man decides to take the billy goat with him to the next hole. "What do you think goat?" the man asks. " Baahh. 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the billy goat, "OK where to next?" The billy goat reply, " Baahh. Las Vegas."

So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK goat, now what?" The billy goat says, " Baahh. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh. $3000,black 6."

Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. Once in the hotel room the man says "Goat, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." "Just name it and it is yours." The billy goat replies, " Baaah, Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the goat did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the billy goat turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

".... And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

What's for Dinner?

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

"Goat," the little boy replied.

"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"

"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'

Pelagic · 03-10-2009, 06:31

Training video for mast work

YouTube - 16 Goats In A Tree

canucksailor · 04-10-2009, 19:33

I'd reprogram MY gps if I knew her route and I was...ummmm....twenty years younger - does that make me a dirty old goat?

ok, ok...thirty years younger then....

Ocean Girl · 05-10-2009, 10:44

uh guys..you are crossing the line. If I understand correctly you are implying a goat with a 16 y/o or a dirty goat with a 16 y/o.... maybe I hitched my wagon to the wrong star.
Erika

canucksailor · 05-10-2009, 11:42

this old goat is only kidding Ocean Girl...(pun not intended)

30-09-2009, 09:34	#1
sabray Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Boat: corsair f-27, PETERSON 44 Posts: 223	oh my has saltamander forgotten to hit ok on the spot system. Or... I hate to think what might have become of the little guy. Turned turtle [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/JYOUNG%7E1.MAR/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.png[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/JYOUNG%7E1.MAR/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.png[/IMG] Attached Thumbnails

30-09-2009, 10:43	#2
canucksailor Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Orillia, Ontario Boat: Dufour 34, Gypsy Wind Posts: 40	Youngest Goat to Circumnavigate As you can see, there are also goats working in the boating industry. This youngster is training as a dockhand, at Reedsville VA. Attached Thumbnails

30-09-2009, 14:08	#3
barnakiel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: between the devil and the deep blue sea Boat: a sailing boat Posts: 920	stolen ideas Hi, I feel I must warn you that for some time now someone has been trying to steal your (ours) ideas - just click at European PT Cruiser Forum and you will see that the hottest thread there is on a 16 y.o. trying to do exactly what we envisioned for OUR GOAT. I think we better start looking for sponsors and get the thing going or else the other young thing will simply steal our project, go for it and make it first. Everybody: which companies should we ask for sponsorship? I thought of the following potentials: B&Goat, Mount Goat Rum, Goat & Olufsen, We could also try to get the honorary patronage of the City of Goathenburg, Sweden - they are a sailing nation them vikings, and they love goat cheese. barnie

30-09-2009, 16:57	#8
zeehag Registered User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: san diego under a bridge--or wherever i might be cruising ...lol... Boat: formosa yankee clipper 41 Posts: 495	ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d thread...foflmfao---goata love this thread and i still think scapegoat is a goat name for the ship lol----and the goat lol.... scrape goat?????? __________________ a woman must have....a set of screwdrivers,.....wrench,....anda black lace bra...... Last edited by zeehag; 30-09-2009 at 16:58. Reason: bubbadaboatkat thinks he should be first kat around the world but will allow the goat to go first...LOL

30-09-2009, 18:48	#9
sabray Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Boat: corsair f-27, PETERSON 44 Posts: 223	Guess Ill eat crow All my efforts to stop this have failed. looks like Goats are gonna ewe what goats are gonna doo. Guess Im eating crow. Crock Pot Crow Ingredients 12 - 16 pieces of crow breast meat (no bones) (6 - 8 crows) 2 cups barbecue sauce 1 cup water 1/3 cup of brown sugar 1/3 cup of chopped onions 1/3 cup of chopped green peppers salt and black pepper to taste Preparation Shred crow breasts into as small pieces as possible. Add to crock pot with all other ingredients. Cook in crock pot for 6 hours on low. Serve over rolls or bread. Makes 4 servings.

30-09-2009, 14:54	#4
LtBrett Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 198	What started out as kidding has gotten a bit long in the tooth. You can't milk a pun this long without sounding cheesy and fetad. If the goat (affectionately "Cabrito") wants to earn his chevrons as a sailor, so be it. Stop trying to curry favor with the goat lobby. If Cabrito succeeds, we'll toast him. If he fails, I say let him stew! Brett

30-09-2009, 15:05	#6
canucksailor Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Orillia, Ontario Boat: Dufour 34, Gypsy Wind Posts: 40	Curried goat LtBrett? MMMMMM - one of my faves.....

30-09-2009, 15:16	#7
canucksailor Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Orillia, Ontario Boat: Dufour 34, Gypsy Wind Posts: 40	This is the site for the Vendée Goat, isn't it?

01-10-2009, 04:00	#10
David_Old_Jersey Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Les Illes de La Manche - Sitting in an Armchair, tied to the Dock :-) Boat: "Wayluya" Seadog 30 Posts: 1,824	Launch of TEAM GOAT! To join TEAM GOAT simply click on the link:- http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/...op+rtw%21.html and sign up. Your support will then be proudly displayed within your CF.com Profile (Salamander supporters also welcome ) __________________ Join TEAM GOAT! and be a part of The Last Great Sailing Challenge!......... The First & Youngest & Fastest Goat to sail Solo RTW (Non-Stop)

03-10-2009, 06:19	#11
Pelagic Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Boat: Van Helleman Schooner 65ft StarGazer Posts: 1,510	Goat Jokes & Puns "Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat". "How long have you felt like that"? ..... "Since I was a kid". Why did the ram run over the cliff? Answer: ...He didn't see the ewe turn. Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat? ..... Because they're always butting in. What do you call a goat's beard? .... A goatee. How do you keep a goat from charging? ..... You take his credit card away! What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat?? ..... You get a hare in your milk! Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?? ..... Because the goat always butts in! What do you call an unemployed goat? ..... Billy Idol! What do you call a goat swimming in the sea? ....... Billy Ocean! What do you call a goat with a beard? ....... Goatee! What do you call the best 'butter' on the farm? .........A goat Goat Golf Joke A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a billy goat standing next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Baahh. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. " Baahh. 9 Iron." He looks at the billy goat and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the billy goat, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky goat, eh?" The billy goat reply's " Baahh. Lucky goat." The man decides to take the billy goat with him to the next hole. "What do you think goat?" the man asks. " Baahh. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the billy goat, "OK where to next?" The billy goat reply, " Baahh. Las Vegas." So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK goat, now what?" The billy goat says, " Baahh. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh. $3000,black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. Once in the hotel room the man says "Goat, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." "Just name it and it is yours." The billy goat replies, " Baaah, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the goat did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the billy goat turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. ".... And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room." What's for Dinner? The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?" "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.'

04-10-2009, 19:33	#13
canucksailor Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Orillia, Ontario Boat: Dufour 34, Gypsy Wind Posts: 40	I'd reprogram MY gps if I knew her route and I was...ummmm....twenty years younger - does that make me a dirty old goat? ok, ok...thirty years younger then....

05-10-2009, 10:44	#14
Ocean Girl Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Kemah, Texas Boat: Cape Dory 30 cutter s/v Ocean Girl Posts: 860	uh guys..you are crossing the line. If I understand correctly you are implying a goat with a 16 y/o or a dirty goat with a 16 y/o.... maybe I hitched my wagon to the wrong star. Erika

05-10-2009, 11:42	#15
canucksailor Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Orillia, Ontario Boat: Dufour 34, Gypsy Wind Posts: 40	this old goat is only kidding Ocean Girl...(pun not intended)

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